Today, I managed to get locked inside a caravan toilet. My relatives...

By RhuLynette - 31/8/2011 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I managed to get locked inside a caravan toilet. My relatives heard me having a panic attack and instead of unlocking the door, they called the neighbours over to enjoy my anguish and embarrassment. FML

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By Classy Broad - 15/5/2019 22:15

Today, I learned that my hair color is classified as "Buttered Toast". FML

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By failfailfail - 30/9/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a big exam. 20 minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

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By Anonymous - 5/9/2016 13:32 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I entered a raffle at a local fashion designer event; the prize was $400 credit at the store that was hosting it (which was just enough for one of their dresses). Good news: I won! Bad news: they don't carry a single thing above a women's size 5. I'm 6'2" and 180 lbs. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/8/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By Anonymous - 7/1/2015 01:26 - United States - Washington

Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML

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By shoes - 2/1/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML

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By ByeByeBlackberry - 7/9/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML

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By Sleepless in Juneau - 26/11/2018 19:00 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, my housemate's cat began meowing at 2:15am. After about 10 minutes of continuous caterwauling, it finally shut up. Almost immediately afterwards, a car with thumping bass music pulled up to idle in the street right outside my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 8/9/2015 18:46 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I told my boss I need a scrub brush to properly clean the stairs at my workplace. She gave me an old toothbrush. FML

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By Msmerfner - 3/8/2013 08:40 - United States - Hemet

Today, I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub for my boyfriend. I leaned back and caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML

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By Daniel_rules - 17/4/2009 17:02 - United States

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/7/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple minutes in, I feel a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs being told that 'everyone wets themselves sometimes'. FML

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By PmS - 8/3/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, I was going over to my friends house for dinner, (it was my birthday) when I walked in everyone yelled surprise and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me she said "wrong person guys, turn off the lights". FML

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By Anonymous - 7/7/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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By thissucks - 1/3/2009 19:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/1/2016 19:31 - United States - Cloquet

Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He said dumping me was a huge mistake. He dumped me because I was bed-ridden for several weeks and was in no condition to have sex. If his social media is anything to go by, he only wants me back because he couldn't get laid elsewhere. FML

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By missedout - 5/2/2013 22:48 - United States - York

Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/4/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

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By Joel - 2/9/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my company was throwing a work picnic. When i showed up, I realized that it had been planned months ago and I wasn't supposed to find out. The entire restaurant was there greeting me with faces of utter shock. Nothing says 'you suck' more than being 'that guy' at your job. FML

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By ElemTeacher - 2/1/2018 15:00

Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/4/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML

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By kte - 30/12/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/2/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By Anonymous - 6/1/2014 18:59 - South Africa

Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML

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By Andrew - 31/10/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:16 - Canada

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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By Wisconsin love - 13/12/2010 17:35 - United States

Let me Slytherin

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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By officekid - 16/8/2019 02:00

Today, a woman from my office called, asking who was in. Only one other woman was in the office. I couldn't remember her name, so I had to awkwardly guess random names while both women listened, obviously aware of what was going on. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/9/2019 22:00

You snooze, you lose

Today, I got turned down by the person who has been wanting to date me for five months. FML

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By BrokeCollegeStudent - 30/6/2017 18:00

It's a doggy dog world

Today, I got a call from my mom-in-law saying I have to buy my own food. I took 3 weeks off on unpaid vacation and came out of state to watch my in-laws' house and dog sit while they go out of country. I'm not allowed to touch their food, even the spoiling stuff. My husband doesn't believe me. FML

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By anonymous.. - 3/9/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML

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By jamalinho - 11/5/2011 17:51 - Bangladesh

Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/4/2012 15:22 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML

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By Chensticles - 14/10/2009 01:25 - France

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

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By BeanThereRuinedThat - 22/3/2017 12:00

Bean.

Today, my partner proposed to me during an anniversary dinner at a small, quiet Italian restaurant near where we live. We'd never been before, but the food was great, and the staff lovely. It all would have been perfect, if not for the dozens of pictures of Mr. Bean which covered every wall. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/3/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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By christacat - 28/9/2016 10:24 - United States - Delaware

Today, I have a speech impediment that's recently become more noticeable. My entire family has decided that the best way to go about handling it is to mock me whenever I try to say something. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/9/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, my crazy mother-in-law threatened to camp out outside my house so she will "never get left out" of our lives, all because we called instead of sending a written invitation to my three-year-old's birthday party. I actually believe she's crazy enough to do it. FML

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By One Angry Vegan - 3/6/2017 12:00

Today, marks 2 weeks since I got Oral Allergy Syndrome, a.k.a. randomly becoming allergic to apples, bananas, strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, grapes, mangos, carrots, celery, beets, sunflower seeds, fennel, my toothpaste, and more things I just haven't tried yet. I'm vegan. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/5/2020 14:00

Dumb question

Today, “Who decided that?” was apparently not the correct thing to reply to a cop. FML

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By Camillams | 2

#3211031 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:56

That's cruel

By rubyjames | 3

#3211069 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:03

"hey guys come quick!!! my niece is having a panic attack in my bathroom!!" wtf

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By Camillams | 2

#3211031 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:56

That's cruel

Eggers | 2

#3211170 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:41

Yet still quite hilarious

genesisnirvana | 11

#3211274 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 13:04

Is there any video of this anguish and embarrassment?

imjuicygossip | 0

#3211392 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 13:36

I feel ur pain...

Jovecove | 13

#3211525 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 14:14

Sorry op, that must suck but tbh, it's hilarious!

coffeygirl12 | 14

#3211644 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 14:59

That's terrible...but really funny.

gojira666 | 7

#3215759 - Thursday 1 September 2011 10:55

You might be a redneck if....

andrekrivo | 20

#5733581 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 4:07

what is there to panic about?

By RawrNom | 0

#3211047 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:58

celotape them to a wall and then laugh and point and see how they like it? i feel for you aha

By afdude87 | 6

#3211051 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:59

just leave an upper decker, that'll teach em.

Eggers | 2

#3211179 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:42

I'm not entirely sure what that means, but it sounds gross

Burnbaby | 0

#3211522 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 14:14

Hey Eggers it means shit in the water tank of the toilet. Very gross, but I think they deserve it.

By fatman1970 | 25

#3211053 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:59

That's a shitty thing for them to do! :-)

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3211586 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 14:34

Just like your pun?

By rubyjames | 3

#3211069 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:03

"hey guys come quick!!! my niece is having a panic attack in my bathroom!!" wtf

Sonic_boomerang | 5

#3211779 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 15:57

Your current pic goes so well with that comment

rubyjames | 3

#3212122 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:52

hahahahahahahaha thank you. kind of

By slick5880 | 22

#3211084 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:08

Who brought the popcorn?

By DjeePee | 24

#3211105 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:16

You forgot to mention that one of your relatives filmed it and posted your panick attack on YouTube. Honestly, that's terrible.

Legendslayer222 | 26

#3211310 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 13:12

If so, I kind of want that link!

By itsalanis | 24

#3211113 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:20

what kind of family is that? they need to learn whats funny and whats not...

By lexex1 | 4

#3211140 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:33

Take a dump in your hand, kick down the door and run out throwing it at all of them.

By stevenmx86 | 7

#3211172 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:41

Ydi for having a panic attack caused by getting locked in a toilet... Jeez, calm down...

BlckIvie6xoxo9 | 0

#3211202 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:51

She may have had a panic attack from being in a small space. Claustrophobia is no joke to people suffer with it.

cindayy77 | 0

#3211520 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 14:13

And she could've only had her panic attack because she was locked in, she might have Anxiety, you never know, so don't judge people right from the start.