By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 14:43 - Japan - Tokyo
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Why was the umbrella that close to your body to begin with? I usually hold it out in front of me, not right against my chest.
I didn't forget, I just give out good general info to the crowd, but save the esoteric wisdom for those I like the best. For you, cold-first-expeller-pressed, "so virgin that it has never even kissed a boy" olive oil. That will get your nipples soft as butter during normal times and allow them to really pop when excited. Let's keep that tip between you and me ;)
That would would never happen to me! I have very sensitive nipples and an exceptionally high tolerance against embarrassment from doing stupid things. I'd prefer to get wet than handle an umbrella that presents a high nippular hazard!
You've got two hands, right? So why the hell would you close an umbrella on your nipple?