Lmao she's an idiot

If you close your finger in the metal part it pinches so I'm assuming that's what happened. How she got her nipple in there is a real head scratcher though.

Maybe OP has one of those umbrellas that you have to push shut so it telescopes back to the compact size and used his chest to push it against. Or maybe Japan doesn't require the same level of umbrella nipple safety as other countries with a stronger titty lobby.

Only in Japan

Maybe OP has those nipples that are really long O_o

Method 53 said. I learned to hold it away by bruising my breast doing the same thing. Mistake you make only once. OK, maybe twice. *blush*

Op are u a guy or a girl haha

Maybe if the op is a she then she might have big boobs

Not all women are a DD....

Don't you close umbrellas out away from your body OP? Who closes them close to the body? Because as you know know purple nurples from umbrellas can hurt. Haha. Sucks to be you OP.

50 Wait what? You've been purple nurpled by an umbrella?

Agreed. There are just so many BETTER ways to be purple nurpled... Wait.

Who the hell remembers how purple nurpled was invented???

It BALL TITTIES lol

This thread is ball titties

You may want to oil them. The best choices are: 1. Olive oil 2. Cocoa butter 3. WD40

Thanks perdix you da man!

Psst, perdix you forgot to say: 1. (no longer- Extra Virgin) Olive oil.

I didn't forget, I just give out good general info to the crowd, but save the esoteric wisdom for those I like the best. For you, cold-first-expeller-pressed, "so virgin that it has never even kissed a boy" olive oil. That will get your nipples soft as butter during normal times and allow them to really pop when excited. Let's keep that tip between you and me ;)

This is definitely a TMI moment.

Why would OP be showing off their bruised nipple anyway? Don't need an excuse if you're not going to be flashing people

Unless OP has multiple partners and they are all ok with it, saying it's a hickey is going to make his/her partner be very suspicious...

Maybe he/she wasn't wearing clothes?

Usually, I'm curious about the details of FML stories, but I can leave this one a mystery. Did I mention my hypersensitve nipples?

Probably op did it somehow right thru their clothes

I will find you, and twist your nipples. Locking onto your location now.

Are you suggesting that it would be acceptable for OP to use his/her nipple to close an umbrella if OP only had one hand?

To see what it felt like.