FML : Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later,...

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Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Whitley / Thursday 4 November 2010 15:17 / United States

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By Miss_Represented | 0

#1650552 - Thursday 4 November 2010 19:03

salmon patties and boiled cabbage... That was you're first mistake...

By DocBastard | 38

#1650770 - Thursday 4 November 2010 19:47

You fried a mouse? That's disgusting! What the hell is wrong with you, you fucking sicko??!

You should have sauteed it in lemon butter with some shallots and garlic. Dumbass.

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By afghan_angel | 0

#1650536 - Thursday 4 November 2010 18:59

omg that's nasty. *barf*

harryman_bamf | 0

#1650626 - Thursday 4 November 2010 19:11

fick deine Lebe, op

XxDevilxXGt | 26

#1650764 - Thursday 4 November 2010 19:46

if it's not burned, and well cooked, have a taste xD

Lonlyboysh | 0

#1650773 - Thursday 4 November 2010 19:48

So... did you eat it?

starberries | 0

#1650808 - Thursday 4 November 2010 19:56

That is nasty. Salmon patties, yuck.

NonExistentCok | 0

#1650852 - Thursday 4 November 2010 20:10

how can u eat salmon patties with cabbage and a DEAD MOUSE??? 

RawDawgie | 0

#1651123 - Thursday 4 November 2010 22:18

I'd rather have fried mouse than boiled cabbage..

TomasT | 0

#1651140 - Thursday 4 November 2010 22:29

That mouse couldn't possibly have done the stench... that was the cabbage...

ChubbyCake | 5

#1651148 - Thursday 4 November 2010 22:31

lol something like this happen to me when I was making brownies.

I preheated the oven and heard a loud pop. My friend hid his beer in the oven so his alcoholic roommate wouldn't get it.

I am a beer killer D:

tj79 | 3

#1651534 - Friday 5 November 2010 0:59

just put ketchup on it

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1651763 - Friday 5 November 2010 1:56

not many people know this but rats and mice have such good hearing that they can hear planes flying above them when underground and wherever else you find em. fun fact.

jossiegregg | 5

#1652692 - Friday 5 November 2010 5:38

more like f*ck the mouse's life!!!

Elixa | 0

#1652953 - Friday 5 November 2010 6:45

well.... did the mouse have a big dick at least?

Megan36 | 3

#1892632 - Sunday 26 December 2011 11:06

yummy I know wat im having for dinner :)

By EricaCookies | 0

#1650538 - Thursday 4 November 2010 19:00

YDI

loveyaforev | 0

#1652809 - Friday 5 November 2010 6:05

why does op deserve it? it's not like anyone could have known...

Mesocoollike | 8

#1653055 - Friday 5 November 2010 7:06

That happened to me one time... awful...

EffinAhole | 0

#1653082 - Friday 5 November 2010 7:15

2 was trying to be 1 by typing a useless comment like "YDI" to get it on here quickly. #2 you fail and you also look like you're like 9 years old. Do your parents know you're on this site?

triple_double | 1

#1653139 - Friday 5 November 2010 7:34

104 should your parents know you're on this site?

hey mom, can I read fmls pweitty pweese??

i'm sure mom knows you're reading fmls, son.

EricaCookies | 0

#1653521 - Friday 5 November 2010 9:36

ok, firstly, I'm 18 and is in university getting a law degree. and yes I know I look young for my age.

secondly, if I smell smoke and aiisnt100% sure what it I's I would check it out..

EricaCookies | 0

#1653530 - Friday 5 November 2010 9:38

wow the last bit messed up xP
I meant, "and isn't 100% sure what it is, I would check it out"

By Amgnowai | 0

#1650545 - Thursday 4 November 2010 19:02

Did you eat it? :D

desigirl2010 | 0

#1650595 - Thursday 4 November 2010 19:07

I hope she did. Can't waste food like that. People starvin out there! hide ya kids.

Penguinman909 | 7

#1650905 - Thursday 4 November 2010 20:24

Om Nom Nom Nomz?

rubina | 0

#1652272 - Friday 5 November 2010 3:40

better hide ya wife and hide yo husband too, 'cause they rapin' errbody out heya...

thecrazyasian | 3

#1653125 - Friday 5 November 2010 7:32

yuummmyyy

game94 | 0

#1743967 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:15

haha

By pooper19 | 3

#1650547 - Thursday 4 November 2010 19:03

I got a bucket of chicken last night with a fried mouse also WTF is goin on

By Miss_Represented | 0

#1650552 - Thursday 4 November 2010 19:03

salmon patties and boiled cabbage... That was you're first mistake...

redheadregect | 0

#1650750 - Thursday 4 November 2010 19:44

agreed

SCBeauty1983 | 0

#1650796 - Thursday 4 November 2010 19:52

My first thoughts exactly!

Zebidee | 8

#1650861 - Thursday 4 November 2010 20:11

Yeah, tell me again about the mouse option? I'm thinking I might go with that, and a nice Chianti...

cmac86 | 23

#1653408 - Friday 5 November 2010 8:45

my thoughts exactly. I was imagining the smell was what they were cooking in the first place. I can't imagine the mouse was too much worse of a smell.