FML : Today, I made roast beef with mashed potatoes and green beans for dinner. My 8-year-old daughter was crying and gagging the whole time, and eventually...

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Today, I made roast beef with mashed potatoes and green beans for dinner. My 8-year-old daughter was crying and gagging the whole time, and eventually said between sobs, "Can't you just beat me and send me to bed hungry instead?" I have no clue where she got that idea from. FML

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By lindaf - / Saturday 2 June 2018 20:30 /

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By pjsr | 31

#7642483 - Saturday 2 June 2018 20:33

Maybe from 100’s of movies?

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7642485 - Saturday 2 June 2018 20:37

Suggestion: Check the expiration date on the meat.

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By pjsr | 31

#7642483 - Saturday 2 June 2018 20:33

Maybe from 100’s of movies?

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7642485 - Saturday 2 June 2018 20:37

Suggestion: Check the expiration date on the meat.

By joeyl1990 | 28

#7642488 - Saturday 2 June 2018 20:40

I'm assuming your daughter was just being a brat because if it was actually that bad surely you would have noticed also.

By John Nemeth | 13

#7642496 - Saturday 2 June 2018 21:00

If she ever says
“Yes mommy dearest”
Well know exactly what movie.

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pinilicious | 19

#7642698 - Sunday 3 June 2018 16:46

my thoughts exactly!

By RedWolf16 | 20

#7642498 - Saturday 2 June 2018 21:06

Maybe from Jack and the Beanstalk?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7642500 - Saturday 2 June 2018 21:11

PETA videos on YouTube.

By QueenSaru | 26

#7642522 - Saturday 2 June 2018 22:45

And that's the point in time where you take her plate away and say, "Okay, goodnight."

By Davros | 12

#7642534 - Saturday 2 June 2018 23:49

Dang, and you thought the meat was tough

By ARISKomuniszt | 24

#7642536 - Saturday 2 June 2018 23:53

Probably from a book or summat. That kinda thing happens in most old children's classics I think...

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Lisa Raible | 7

#7642912 - Monday 4 June 2018 1:04

Brothers Grimm is pretty dark

By KaD6 | 18

#7642565 - Sunday 3 June 2018 2:31

Give her her wish, send her to bed hungry.

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