Today, I made heart shaped cookies for my girlfriend. My mom's reaction? "They look like dicks." FML
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15/2/2010 02:16
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Laurendorcus
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Okay, so you are not a professional cookie shaper, but its the thought that counts and thats really sweet of you. maybe it'll help remind your gf that although hearts are great, you're hoping she'll concentrate on your d*ck tonight. :-)
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null_fml
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Tell your girlfriend "I made them shaped like something you'd recognize," with a noticeable wink, and see which shape she thinks it is!
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UziTopete
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aww yeah furst ;)
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sam411411
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well your girlfriend would be happy to see one bigger than yours
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MaRs3
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Haha, my mom would probably call me gay for baking heart shaped cookies that look like dicks. :)
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icall_BS
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Dick shaped cookies
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null_fml
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#11: My mom would probably call me gay for... baking.
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majones
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^this
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ISLIM_SHADYI
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#11 and #8 rofl
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whataloadofbull
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Is your mom a milf? Like Stifler's mom?
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JoshTheMaggot
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WTF what kind of dicks has you're mom been munching on. our brains in our dick not our heart ure mom needs to get her facts straight.
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shadow33456
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how dose a heart shaped cookie look like a dick well depends if a special kid is making them
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xJaypex
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My mom would call me gay for being on the kitchen
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NIRVANAfan123
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Penis Cookies!!!!
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Motocross363
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HA HA NICE
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ImRawrtastic
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that thought is what counts :)
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ouchthatsux
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spray em all over with whipped cream
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sykes831
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LOLOLOL AHWWWWWWW
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JackStone96
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@op don't worry my mom would say the same thing!
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brianred5
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she'd ask where you got the dick shaped cookie cutter
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jollykilla704
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coolest mom ever!
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Frank155
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ROFL
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xlostwithoutu
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Why do ppl on fml say "this"
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ImaginaryFoe
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Drizzling the points with cream was probably not a good idea.
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buckeye91011
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to his mom, everything looks like dicks
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bceltics2199
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hahahahahaaaa I love yur mother
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Gourmet_Taco
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Ask her what tastes better.
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Spoozie
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dicks.HAHA I would of said "umm duhh, I have a heart fer dicks!" hahaha. then see her reaction(;
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Gondile
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Loool, you were thinking where those cookies were gonna get you, weren't ya?
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6969awesome
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first!!!!
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XxBlackamusPrime
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Fail
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thor89
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you should work in a erotic bakery
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UziTopete
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that's what I was thinking
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heeheehoo
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Like Marge Simpson!
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BenLarge1
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dammit, I was going to say that
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Zephyric
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You have a very nice mother.
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BigLostBear
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exactly what I was thinking, my mom would just call me gay :(
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KishiSenmatsu
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that's is an amazing mother o.o
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leero
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This is the truest FML I've read in a while.
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Crncj
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did you give her the cookies anyway? bet she loved them
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Laurendorcus
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Okay, so you are not a professional cookie shaper, but its the thought that counts and thats really sweet of you. maybe it'll help remind your gf that although hearts are great, you're hoping she'll concentrate on your d*ck tonight. :-)
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null_fml
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Tell your girlfriend "I made them shaped like something you'd recognize," with a noticeable wink, and see which shape she thinks it is!
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armadilloz
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hahaha. tell her u wana stick one in her vage
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allisha
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Cookie Cutter FTW :D
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Eddie_Paints
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Where's your Mom's mind at?
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lonewolfxxx
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lol nice.
well maybe your girlfriend will get some sort of hint if you're lucky.
besides, a cookie's a cookie, it's still good to eat.
in my pants.
well maybe your girlfriend will get some sort of hint if you're lucky.
besides, a cookie's a cookie, it's still good to eat.
in my pants.