Today, I made heart shaped cookies for my girlfriend. My mom's reaction? "They look like dicks." FML

By adam - 15/2/2010 02:16 - United States

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By Laurendorcus | 0

#857468 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:40

Okay, so you are not a professional cookie shaper, but its the thought that counts and thats really sweet of you. maybe it'll help remind your gf that although hearts are great, you're hoping she'll concentrate on your d*ck tonight. :-)

By null_fml | 11

#857477 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:42

Tell your girlfriend "I made them shaped like something you'd recognize," with a noticeable wink, and see which shape she thinks it is!

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By UziTopete | 0

#857435 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:34

aww yeah furst ;)

sam411411 | 0

#857466 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:40

well your girlfriend would be happy to see one bigger than yours

MaRs3 | 0

#857478 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:43

Haha, my mom would probably call me gay for baking heart shaped cookies that look like dicks. :)

icall_BS | 0

#857553 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:56

Dick shaped cookies 

null_fml | 11

#857559 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:57

#11: My mom would probably call me gay for... baking.

majones | 0

#857561 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:57

^this

ISLIM_SHADYI | 0

#857584 - Monday 15 February 2010 10:02

#11 and #8 rofl

whataloadofbull | 0

#857734 - Monday 15 February 2010 11:03

Is your mom a milf? Like Stifler's mom?

JoshTheMaggot | 8

#857740 - Monday 15 February 2010 11:05

WTF what kind of dicks has you're mom been munching on. our brains in our dick not our heart ure mom needs to get her facts straight.

shadow33456 | 1

#858058 - Monday 15 February 2010 14:32

how dose a heart shaped cookie look like a dick well depends if a special kid is making them

xJaypex | 0

#858084 - Monday 15 February 2010 14:39

My mom would call me gay for being on the kitchen

NIRVANAfan123 | 0

#858122 - Monday 15 February 2010 14:55

Penis Cookies!!!!

Motocross363 | 0

#858156 - Monday 15 February 2010 15:10

HA HA NICE

ImRawrtastic | 0

#858460 - Monday 15 February 2010 16:48

that thought is what counts :)

ouchthatsux | 0

#858523 - Monday 15 February 2010 17:00

spray em all over with whipped cream

sykes831 | 0

#858883 - Monday 15 February 2010 18:53

LOLOLOL AHWWWWWWW

JackStone96 | 4

#858894 - Monday 15 February 2010 18:56

@op don't worry my mom would say the same thing!

brianred5 | 0

#858990 - Monday 15 February 2010 19:32

she'd ask where you got the dick shaped cookie cutter

jollykilla704 | 0

#859155 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:25

coolest mom ever!

Frank155 | 5

#859381 - Monday 15 February 2010 21:42

ROFL

xlostwithoutu | 0

#859467 - Monday 15 February 2010 22:27

Why do ppl on fml say "this"

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#859601 - Monday 15 February 2010 23:43

Drizzling the points with cream was probably not a good idea.

buckeye91011 | 0

#860124 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:04

to his mom, everything looks like dicks

bceltics2199 | 0

#860288 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:50

hahahahahaaaa I love yur mother

Gourmet_Taco | 0

#860434 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:35

Ask her what tastes better.

Spoozie | 0

#867856 - Thursday 18 February 2010 5:13

dicks.HAHA I would of said "umm duhh, I have a heart fer dicks!" hahaha. then see her reaction(;

Gondile | 4

#2716446 - Sunday 19 June 2011 17:17

Loool, you were thinking where those cookies were gonna get you, weren't ya?

By 6969awesome | 0

#857436 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:34

first!!!!

XxBlackamusPrime | 5

#857440 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:35

Fail

thor89 | 0

#857443 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:35

you should work in a erotic bakery

UziTopete | 0

#857446 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:36

that's what I was thinking

heeheehoo | 0

#857984 - Monday 15 February 2010 13:54

Like Marge Simpson!

BenLarge1 | 0

#858154 - Monday 15 February 2010 15:09

dammit, I was going to say that

By Zephyric | 0

#857448 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:37

You have a very nice mother.

BigLostBear | 0

#857707 - Monday 15 February 2010 10:44

exactly what I was thinking, my mom would just call me gay :(

KishiSenmatsu | 0

#859715 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:16

that's is an amazing mother o.o

By leero | 0

#857450 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:37

This is the truest FML I've read in a while.

Crncj | 0

#2894438 - Friday 15 July 2011 4:47

did you give her the cookies anyway? bet she loved them

By Laurendorcus | 0

#857468 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:40

By null_fml | 11

#857477 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:42

Tell your girlfriend "I made them shaped like something you'd recognize," with a noticeable wink, and see which shape she thinks it is!

By armadilloz | 0

#857493 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:46

hahaha. tell her u wana stick one in her vage

By allisha | 7

#857504 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:46

Cookie Cutter FTW :D

By Eddie_Paints | 0

#857512 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:48

Where's your Mom's mind at?

By lonewolfxxx | 0

#857514 - Monday 15 February 2010 9:48

lol nice.

well maybe your girlfriend will get some sort of hint if you're lucky.

besides, a cookie's a cookie, it's still good to eat.

in my pants.