FML : Today, I'm recovering from abdominal surgery. In addition to pain, I'm having trouble peeing and haven't pooped since Sunday, so my surgeon prescribed...

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Today, I'm recovering from abdominal surgery. In addition to pain, I'm having trouble peeing and haven't pooped since Sunday, so my surgeon prescribed a laxative. Turns out I'm allergic to it. Now I'm covered in hives, even in my ears, incisions, and lady parts. I also still haven't pooped. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By coyote / Thursday 2 September 2010 07:25 / Japan

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By drakem | 7

#1339191 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:23

aw that sucks

By OnlyAvailableID | 28

#1339204 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:24

That's gotta be painful.

FYL, OP, quite unfortunate series of events.

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By drakem | 7

#1339191 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:23

aw that sucks

fishertruck | 0

#1339208 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:25

I'm sorry op fyl

iTaylor | 0

#1339218 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:25

oh poop.

nikkidancer321 | 0

#1339221 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:25

that's the worst. sorry op

drakem | 7

#1339226 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:26

I see what you did thar.

woopsy | 0

#1339241 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:29

im srry! but on the bright side ... the surgery went well!!!

TransitionCovery | 0

#1339247 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:31

Drink some Yakult.

quent10 | 0

#1339256 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:34

EEEEeeeeyyyulllllllz

the4starr | 3

#1339267 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:36

6- no offence but your profile looks a bit like you're doing a poop.. :S just thought it was funny

fable_fayebee | 0

#1339317 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:58

Sounds like you have a crappy life

chenoa_fml | 0

#1339327 - Thursday 2 September 2010 17:01

ughh hives are sooo uncomfortable, I've felt your pain. that's how I learned I am allergic to penicillin when I was elementary school age :D

iTaylor | 0

#1339333 - Thursday 2 September 2010 17:03

oh sure, 18, no offense taken

Slappyzezima | 0

#1339340 - Thursday 2 September 2010 17:06

18 is probably 10 years old and laughes whenever his friends make poop jokes on the playground. or Dan Nickerson.

allenrotstein | 0

#1339379 - Thursday 2 September 2010 17:20

Fuck this! We don't need this many details...

A_50cal_goes | 0

#1339404 - Thursday 2 September 2010 17:28

BOOM Headshot!!!

rkcraig53 | 0

#1339433 - Thursday 2 September 2010 17:35

Quit already!
Nobody wants to know about you BM FAIL!

2kool4skoolyo | 0

#1339463 - Thursday 2 September 2010 17:51

I thought that girls don't poop. something smells fishy ...

DarkHelmet | 10

#1339476 - Thursday 2 September 2010 17:52

Yeah reading that just made me feel a shit load better about my day which until 2 mins ago I thought was bad. Thanks OP...and yes FYL

homicidaltendenc_fml | 0

#1339499 - Thursday 2 September 2010 18:00

Yea I agree...no one wants to hear this. And iTaylor is hot, don't make fun of her haha.

imonaboat79 | 2

#1339506 - Thursday 2 September 2010 18:03

terrible, fyl fo sho.

mini8_fml | 0

#1339585 - Thursday 2 September 2010 18:42

@18 first of all.. it doesnt look like she is pooping.. and i really hope thats not how you poop! if it is so, then you seriously need some potty training!!

coolsteve | 0

#1339697 - Thursday 2 September 2010 19:28

pics of your lady parts or it didn't happen

kruzito | 0

#1339805 - Thursday 2 September 2010 20:07

eat mexican food

mona_is_here | 10

#1339837 - Thursday 2 September 2010 20:20

64 is a WIN:)

riceplum | 0

#1339846 - Thursday 2 September 2010 20:22

try taking the buttplug out xD

skroal | 7

#1339909 - Thursday 2 September 2010 20:48

No "shit" you didn't poop.

Women don't poop.

Baker_FoCo | 0

#1339976 - Thursday 2 September 2010 21:22

Hopefully it won't turn out like that anal part in Zack and Miri. *shudder*

Lopop72 | 0

#1340092 - Thursday 2 September 2010 23:07

Fj?

luckytexan | 7

#1340247 - Thursday 2 September 2010 23:48

wow, fyl for sure!

STr8_CaLi_d0p3 | 4

#1341043 - Friday 3 September 2010 3:01

74- I wish I had a joint like that!!

jjpavo | 0

#1341777 - Friday 3 September 2010 6:07

GIRLS DONT POOP (sarcasm)

Bag3l | 0

#1342224 - Friday 3 September 2010 7:51

I see what u did there 9.

YDI for not eating your fucking veggies.

kelzen | 0

#1343128 - Friday 3 September 2010 10:46

lolololololol rofl hehehehorse

NoFatAssOnaStick | 0

#1349001 - Saturday 4 September 2010 7:52

I once had the same, but if you can still write a FML you're not even halfway of the pain. oh and eat kiwi's

By OnlyAvailableID | 28

#1339204 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:24

That's gotta be painful.

FYL, OP, quite unfortunate series of events.

zavala96 | 0

#1920592 - Sunday 2 January 2011 10:20

OP-that doesn't happen to pretty girl
only to fugly girls

ZeroIce | 12

#3351498 - Monday 26 September 2011 22:12

lol love the picture -2

By Vanbilsen | 4

#1339210 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:25

cool story bro but still that sucks

By yolie_fml | 0

#1339223 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:25

How awful! :(

By NFL333 | 0

#1339238 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:28

my perscription anal sex

coolsteve | 0

#1339724 - Thursday 2 September 2010 19:31

brilliant

acrostice | 0

#1339793 - Thursday 2 September 2010 20:02

10 win

TheAwkwardTurtle | 0

#1339902 - Thursday 2 September 2010 20:47

hahaha nasty! fyl op

Becks3_fml | 0

#2876847 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:45

yes yes!!

By triggerit | 5

#1339258 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:34

poor girl without right to poop

By aliyah26 | 0

#1339260 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:34

what a mess it's goin to be when u regulate

By SeedlessMe | 13

#1339262 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:35

Wow. That really is Terrible! I'm so sorry girl-- Sleep it off, it's pretty much all you can do.. :(

By WiseGuy79 | 14

#1339264 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:36

Lol @ 10
Op try eating at McDonalds it's better than any laxative out there lol

ScaryyMary | 14

#1339555 - Thursday 2 September 2010 18:25

Don't you mean Taco Bell?

WiseGuy79 | 14

#1339659 - Thursday 2 September 2010 19:18

Yeah Taco Bell would be better lol You think they have them in Japan?

ScaryyMary | 14

#1339708 - Thursday 2 September 2010 19:29

Since it's in Japan... old sushi might be a better option.

craphappened | 4

#1339930 - Thursday 2 September 2010 20:58

lots of wasabi. Plus Nato. Which is fermented beans, for those who don't know.

BigBagel | 0

#1343231 - Friday 3 September 2010 11:10

eat mos burger people in japan won't know what u mean by taco bell. Tako? ok! you'll end up not getting taco bell

cadillacgal79 | 32

#5909234 - Wednesday 9 April 2014 13:00

actually 50 I've never gotten gassy from eating Taco Bell, I guess some people handle their food differently.

By bobulant | 0

#1339281 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:40

FYL.. Try some Epsom salts dissolved in warm water. Salty..but effective.

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