Today, I'm recovering from abdominal surgery. In addition to pain, I'm having trouble peeing and haven't pooped since Sunday, so my surgeon prescribed a laxative. Turns out I'm allergic to it. Now I'm covered in hives, even in my ears, incisions, and lady parts. I also still haven't pooped. FML
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drakem
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aw that sucks
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fishertruck
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I'm sorry op fyl
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iTaylor
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oh poop.
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nikkidancer321
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that's the worst. sorry op
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drakem
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I see what you did thar.
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woopsy
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im srry! but on the bright side ... the surgery went well!!!
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TransitionCovery
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Drink some Yakult.
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quent10
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EEEEeeeeyyyulllllllz
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the4starr
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6- no offence but your profile looks a bit like you're doing a poop.. :S just thought it was funny
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fable_fayebee
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Sounds like you have a crappy life
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chenoa_fml
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ughh hives are sooo uncomfortable, I've felt your pain. that's how I learned I am allergic to penicillin when I was elementary school age :D
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iTaylor
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oh sure, 18, no offense taken
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Slappyzezima
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18 is probably 10 years old and laughes whenever his friends make poop jokes on the playground. or Dan Nickerson.
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allenrotstein
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Fuck this! We don't need this many details...
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A_50cal_goes
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BOOM Headshot!!!
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rkcraig53
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Quit already!
Nobody wants to know about you BM FAIL!
Nobody wants to know about you BM FAIL!
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2kool4skoolyo
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I thought that girls don't poop. something smells fishy ...
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DarkHelmet
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Yeah reading that just made me feel a shit load better about my day which until 2 mins ago I thought was bad. Thanks OP...and yes FYL
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Yea I agree...no one wants to hear this. And iTaylor is hot, don't make fun of her haha.
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imonaboat79
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terrible, fyl fo sho.
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mini8_fml
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@18 first of all.. it doesnt look like she is pooping.. and i really hope thats not how you poop! if it is so, then you seriously need some potty training!!
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coolsteve
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pics of your lady parts or it didn't happen
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kruzito
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eat mexican food
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mona_is_here
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64 is a WIN:)
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riceplum
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try taking the buttplug out xD
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skroal
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No "shit" you didn't poop.
Women don't poop.
Women don't poop.
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Baker_FoCo
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Hopefully it won't turn out like that anal part in Zack and Miri. *shudder*
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Lopop72
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Fj?
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luckytexan
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wow, fyl for sure!
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STr8_CaLi_d0p3
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74- I wish I had a joint like that!!
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jjpavo
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GIRLS DONT POOP (sarcasm)
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Bag3l
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I see what u did there 9.
YDI for not eating your fucking veggies.
YDI for not eating your fucking veggies.
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kelzen
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lolololololol rofl hehehehorse
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NoFatAssOnaStick
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I once had the same, but if you can still write a FML you're not even halfway of the pain. oh and eat kiwi's
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OnlyAvailableID
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That's gotta be painful.
FYL, OP, quite unfortunate series of events.
FYL, OP, quite unfortunate series of events.
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zavala96
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OP-that doesn't happen to pretty girl
only to fugly girls
only to fugly girls
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ZeroIce
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lol love the picture -2
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Vanbilsen
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cool story bro but still that sucks
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yolie_fml
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How awful! :(
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NFL333
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my perscription anal sex
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coolsteve
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brilliant
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acrostice
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10 win
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TheAwkwardTurtle
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hahaha nasty! fyl op
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Becks3_fml
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yes yes!!
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triggerit
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poor girl without right to poop
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aliyah26
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what a mess it's goin to be when u regulate
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SeedlessMe
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Wow. That really is Terrible! I'm so sorry girl-- Sleep it off, it's pretty much all you can do.. :(
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WiseGuy79
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Lol @ 10
Op try eating at McDonalds it's better than any laxative out there lol
Op try eating at McDonalds it's better than any laxative out there lol
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ScaryyMary
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Don't you mean Taco Bell?
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WiseGuy79
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Yeah Taco Bell would be better lol You think they have them in Japan?
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ScaryyMary
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Since it's in Japan... old sushi might be a better option.
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craphappened
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lots of wasabi. Plus Nato. Which is fermented beans, for those who don't know.
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BigBagel
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eat mos burger people in japan won't know what u mean by taco bell. Tako? ok! you'll end up not getting taco bell
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cadillacgal79
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actually 50 I've never gotten gassy from eating Taco Bell, I guess some people handle their food differently.
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bobulant
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FYL.. Try some Epsom salts dissolved in warm water. Salty..but effective.
FYL, OP, quite unfortunate series of events.