By jcc - 24/2/2009 08:31 - Russian Federation
Today, I'm reading in the subway sitting one leg over the other. An old lady sits down next to me. After quietly examining me for about two stations she leans over to me and whispers in my ear: "Girl, sitting like all the time will make you end up with a crooked c**t". I'm a man. FML
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By  N_aero  |  0

Even worse... as a guy it cuts of the flow of blood there... NOT GOOD... unless u have a particularly small package. In that case, carry on, nothing to see here.

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By  N_aero  |  0

Even worse... as a guy it cuts of the flow of blood there... NOT GOOD... unless u have a particularly small package. In that case, carry on, nothing to see here.

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  kailarahne  |  19

When I was maybe 11 my younger sister and I volunteered at an Old Folks Home and this older woman we were speaking with kept telling my sister she was "such a beautiful boy". her hair was longer than mine. she cried

By  alwaysalady  |  0

@ 13 that is a slang, and generally rude term meant for female genitalia. It is generally not used in polite conversation, unless you are talking to a wonderfully confused, crazy old person, like the OP. And even then it's questionable.