2spookie4u

Haunted? Ghosts aren't even real.

Please, use real, correct words. It's not that hard

You don't seem to realize that this is an Internet meme, and therefore can be spelled however he wants

3spooky5me

Luckily, whether you believe in them or not, ghosts cannot hurt you.
(Let the hate roll in)

Ghosts can't hurt you, but I wouldn't wanna be the guy taking a shower in a haunted piece of real estate. Spontaneous boiling water is terrifying.

But the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man can!

Who ya gonna call?

Son of a biscuit. Now I have that stuck in my head.

"I ain't afraid of no ghost."

EDIT: Had to share it.

Winchesters!

Saving people, Hunting things.

#9 WIN. That was amazing!

The Warrens

Well that's rational thinking. Why don't you get a religious figure to cleanse it or bless it, then the problem is solved.

Agreed! Get a priest, a rabbi, someone. One from every religion to cleanse the shit outta that place.

Yes, and while she's at it she should also dance to make it rain and get a witch doctor to cure all her ailments! Yeah! Fuck science and logic!

Or, OP can turn it in to a haunted bed and breakfast. Lizzie Borden's Inn needs years in advance reservations.

That's actually a really good idea. Even if you take it from the view of someone who thinks all of that is rubbish, if OP believes in ghosts to this degree then they're unlikely to just change their mind and the most logical thing to do is religious blessings, etc. which should act as a placebo effect. If they believe it's helped then it probably will ease their worries.

You are a practical person and would survive any generic horror movie.

That's quite reasonable if you consider the fact they might be affordable because it's somewhat a scam.

I am thinking American Horror Story

At least you'll save money on paint when the walls ooze green slime :)

Pink slim. The sewers are full of it and multiply through hate.

The Hash Slinging Slasher

Sad sad times :(

Wash everything in holy water

It's haunted by the ghosts of the subprime mortgage bust.