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Well im not your father but Happy Birthday!!!!

Your dad sure is a special kind of asshole, huh?

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Well im not your father but Happy Birthday!!!!

As far as you know...

O.o good point sir buttttt im not an asshole I wouldn't forget

But #1 is a lady, so they would have had to be to be OP's mother? O.o

14, I feel like you missed the joke mate :)

hmm I dont remember having children. well im a crappy parent then

That's just shitty..

And happy Birthday by the way!

A vicious cycle of people being mad at each other!

To get him back put a fake spider on his phone

Your dad sure is a special kind of asshole, huh?

A bleached asshole

Happy birthday, OP! I'm sorry it seems to not have gone as nicely as you'd hoped, but I'm sure despite his pride, your father is wishing you a happy one as well

Your dad is an asshat but happy birthday

Hey it's my birthday too! Happy birthday OP!