FML : Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support,...

Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Creeped / Thursday 27 September 2012 08:19 / United States

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By Death_Hoe_Inn | 10

#4977983 - Thursday 27 September 2012 15:58

Tell her you have invisible herpes. Everywhere.

By Ren_Uchiha | 11

#4977980 - Thursday 27 September 2012 15:58

I believe it's time to move, OP.

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By Ren_Uchiha | 11

#4977980 - Thursday 27 September 2012 15:58

I believe it's time to move, OP.

gc327072 | 29

#4978049 - Thursday 27 September 2012 16:08

Date her daughter to really stir the pot.

ColdplaySucks | 18

#4978190 - Thursday 27 September 2012 16:38

It's a good thing shitty neighbors doesn't hurt property value or many of our property investments would be down the toilet.

CrassKal | 27

#4978476 - Thursday 27 September 2012 18:35

8- I may be wrong, but the use of the word "partner" makes me thing OP might be gay.

sophielotus | 2

#4978904 - Thursday 27 September 2012 20:56

Or les! We don't know if OP is a girl or guy.

MagicGiraffe | 12

#4978994 - Thursday 27 September 2012 21:40

13, the housing market is already down the toilet enough :(

BAMF223 | 4

#4980299 - Friday 28 September 2012 5:15

Cuckoo cachoo Mrs. Robinson...

By Death_Hoe_Inn | 10

#4977983 - Thursday 27 September 2012 15:58

Tell her you have invisible herpes. Everywhere.

onlychildFTW | 33

#4978800 - Thursday 27 September 2012 20:02

Haha that'll scare her off. Until she says "me too! We're meant for eachother".

Death_Hoe_Inn | 10

#4979359 - Friday 28 September 2012 0:26

#35- Sneeze AIDS then

By nanpooo | 6

#4977998 - Thursday 27 September 2012 15:59

Have you tried telling her you have no interest in dating an older woman? :S if that doesn't work, move away from her. Like far away from her.

brenkite | 5

#4978895 - Thursday 27 September 2012 20:52

Or kill her.

sens3sfailing | 24

#4980603 - Friday 28 September 2012 8:25

I don't think OP's life should get uprooted because a creepy lady bothers them. Moving is a big deal, and there are less drastic ways of dealing with this problem.

walmartpaysme | 15

#4981577 - Friday 28 September 2012 15:49

There's always a restraining order.

By fleur_de_fevrier_fml | 22

#4978010 - Thursday 27 September 2012 16:00

I feel sorry for her daughter...

THuD29 | 4

#4985987 - Saturday 29 September 2012 22:12

So true, poor girl :(

By HeyArnold91 | 8

#4978013 - Thursday 27 September 2012 16:02

I think a restraint is in order, don't you?

BulldogHoops | 14

#4978163 - Thursday 27 September 2012 16:32

Yeah, on this show called "Nightmare Neighbors" there have been people getting restraining orders for harassment.

By gabrayal | 10

#4978039 - Thursday 27 September 2012 16:07

'When cougars attack!'

bones_17 | 5

#4978428 - Thursday 27 September 2012 18:17

It may be a snow leopard if her daughter is the same age as you.

By lovepandorasaver | 11

#4978040 - Thursday 27 September 2012 16:07

MILF, moms i'd like to forget

perdix | 29

#4978450 - Thursday 27 September 2012 18:22

I'm guessing she's a MIWFWYD -- a mother I wouldn't fuck with your dick.

This term can only be spoken aloud in Wales.

By DocBastard | 38

#4978103 - Thursday 27 September 2012 16:19

Yeah, but is she HOT? I swear, some of these FMLs deserve to be longer so OP can explain more of the situation. This one is worthless without more information!!

soja_fml | 18

#4978181 - Thursday 27 September 2012 16:35

Although I agree with you, if she is mentally unstable I don't think it matters if she is hot or not.

bunny911 | 16

#4978287 - Thursday 27 September 2012 17:09

Just remember son, no amount of makeup can hide crazy.

perdix | 29

#4978434 - Thursday 27 September 2012 18:19

Doc, if she were hot, there would be no FML. At least not from the OP's point of view.

We might hear if this from the daughter or the girlfriend, but the OP would be bangin' away at the hot MILF in gooey bliss.

bones_17 | 5

#4978437 - Thursday 27 September 2012 18:19

A pussy you turn down is one you never get.

perdix | 29

#4978458 - Thursday 27 September 2012 18:27

#28, nice saying, but not true. The pussy that you turn down will come at you twice as hard next time. You'd better cave quickly because you don't want first-hand experience with "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."

CamdenMarie | 6

#4978887 - Thursday 27 September 2012 20:45

I think you all are missing the part where OP says the woman trash-talks their "partner". So there's a chance OP is gay and isn't interested in the woman, hot or not. A gender identifier would be nice here, and more details.

BrittanyChayanne | 14

#4998667 - Wednesday 3 October 2012 10:20

36- I was wondering if anyone was going to mention that. Of course OP could also be a woman, it doesn't specify.

MagicStallion | 9

#5027613 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 20:14

27 - I don't think it matters if she's hot and of course there is still an FML If she is hot. After all, OP DID say he has a partner... Unless he's a cheat which I know all you FMLers hate, then he still should be posting the FML.

By jmoreno | 4

#4978198 - Thursday 27 September 2012 16:40

Tell her your happy with your life and if she doesn't quit the bs you'll make sure she isn't in it! Be blunt and if need be rude so she can get it through her head