By Creeped - 27/09/2012 08:19 - United States
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I believe it's time to move, OP.
Date her daughter to really stir the pot.
It's a good thing shitty neighbors doesn't hurt property value or many of our property investments would be down the toilet.
Or les! We don't know if OP is a girl or guy.
Tell her you have invisible herpes. Everywhere.
Haha that'll scare her off. Until she says "me too! We're meant for eachother".
#35- Sneeze AIDS then
Have you tried telling her you have no interest in dating an older woman? :S if that doesn't work, move away from her. Like far away from her.
Or kill her.
I don't think OP's life should get uprooted because a creepy lady bothers them. Moving is a big deal, and there are less drastic ways of dealing with this problem.
There's always a restraining order.
I feel sorry for her daughter...
So true, poor girl :(
Yeah, on this show called "Nightmare Neighbors" there have been people getting restraining orders for harassment.
'When cougars attack!'
It may be a snow leopard if her daughter is the same age as you.
Yeah, but is she HOT? I swear, some of these FMLs deserve to be longer so OP can explain more of the situation. This one is worthless without more information!!
Just remember son, no amount of makeup can hide crazy.
A pussy you turn down is one you never get.
36- I was wondering if anyone was going to mention that. Of course OP could also be a woman, it doesn't specify.
27 - I don't think it matters if she's hot and of course there is still an FML If she is hot. After all, OP DID say he has a partner... Unless he's a cheat which I know all you FMLers hate, then he still should be posting the FML.
Op, buy some sort of weapon. At this rate, she'll eventually start watching you sleep.
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Tell her you have invisible herpes. Everywhere.
I believe it's time to move, OP.