Date her daughter to really stir the pot.

It's a good thing shitty neighbors doesn't hurt property value or many of our property investments would be down the toilet.

8- I may be wrong, but the use of the word "partner" makes me thing OP might be gay.

Or les! We don't know if OP is a girl or guy.

13, the housing market is already down the toilet enough :(

Cuckoo cachoo Mrs. Robinson...

Haha that'll scare her off. Until she says "me too! We're meant for eachother".

#35- Sneeze AIDS then

Or kill her.

I don't think OP's life should get uprooted because a creepy lady bothers them. Moving is a big deal, and there are less drastic ways of dealing with this problem.

There's always a restraining order.

So true, poor girl :(

Yeah, on this show called "Nightmare Neighbors" there have been people getting restraining orders for harassment.

It may be a snow leopard if her daughter is the same age as you.

I'm guessing she's a MIWFWYD -- a mother I wouldn't fuck with your dick. This term can only be spoken aloud in Wales.

Although I agree with you, if she is mentally unstable I don't think it matters if she is hot or not.

Just remember son, no amount of makeup can hide crazy.

Doc, if she were hot, there would be no FML. At least not from the OP's point of view. We might hear if this from the daughter or the girlfriend, but the OP would be bangin' away at the hot MILF in gooey bliss.

A pussy you turn down is one you never get.

#28, nice saying, but not true. The pussy that you turn down will come at you twice as hard next time. You'd better cave quickly because you don't want first-hand experience with "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."

I think you all are missing the part where OP says the woman trash-talks their "partner". So there's a chance OP is gay and isn't interested in the woman, hot or not. A gender identifier would be nice here, and more details.

36- I was wondering if anyone was going to mention that. Of course OP could also be a woman, it doesn't specify.

27 - I don't think it matters if she's hot and of course there is still an FML If she is hot. After all, OP DID say he has a partner... Unless he's a cheat which I know all you FMLers hate, then he still should be posting the FML.