Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
By
ithinkicanmakeit
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20/8/2014 17:01
- Canada - Edmonton
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hereicomment
| 18
Well, shit happens.
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amypr
| 20
Hopefully your dress has enough "poof" to hide some Depends! Good luck.
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hereicomment
| 18
Well, shit happens.
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ChristianH39
| 30
Hopefully not this time...
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drivingmissdaisy
| 13
This reminded me of Bridesmaids
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otumboo
| 10
let's hope shit doesn't happen on especially a wedding day
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chlorinegreen
| 27
Maybe it's just nerves and will pass? Usually when I'm nervous my stomach drops to my butt.
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beautybabexo
| 7
Oh no! Good luck with making it down the aisle.
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LaurenLo
| 17
Try Pepto Bismol! That always works for me and it works pretty quickly. Congrats though!
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boating_guy
| 33
One word answer: imodium
Enjoy your big day!
Enjoy your big day!
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Maybe a diaper if all else fails. At least it won't show under a big dead and your dress remains clean.
Congrats on the marriage btw!
Congrats on the marriage btw!
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Pleonasm
| 34
let's hope your husband takes you in shitness as in health.
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TheDevilWearsJoe
| 8
Let's hope OP's husband is rational and understands that everyone shits...?
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RedPillSucks
| 31
He's not taking her on the shithole side during the honeymoon
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warsun
| 27
Well that's a *gets shot*..………i.....tried...*dies*
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MrDonSalvetti
| 27
I don't have to understand this right?
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ninjahesten
| 18
its easy to understand.. he/she is about to make a shit joke but gets shot by all those negativ people on here :) thumbs up
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MidnaLink
| 32
I thought it was a brilliant take on a shiity joke. Pun half intended.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Tried too hard.
Died even harder.
Died even harder.
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amypr
| 20
Hopefully your dress has enough "poof" to hide some Depends! Good luck.
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igive
| 28
It all "depends" on the style of dress.
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metalhead88
| 9
But it won't hide the smell
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igive
| 28
blame it on the dog.
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thevelociraptor
| 31
Yes, because every wedding has a dog.
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blaw24
| 1
May your bowels have mercy on you
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junkman6
| 22
I think we finally found the perfect use for those elephant boxers.
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PippyJr
| 5
That's going to be an awkward honeymood.....
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earljonez
| 22
Well you're getting married, that's when shit gets real......
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imasexyburrito
| 25
time to try adult diapers???
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OhWhoCares
| 42
The smell though... Those should come with complimentary air fresheners.
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Zebediabolical
| 37
Just blame it on an old relative. Or see if one of the bridesmaids will step up and take the heat.