By ithinkicanmakeit - 20/08/2014 17:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
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hereicomment 18
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Well, shit happens.

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amypr 20
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Hopefully your dress has enough "poof" to hide some Depends! Good luck.

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hereicomment 18
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Well, shit happens.

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ChristianH39 30

Hopefully not this time...

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drivingmissdaisy 13
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This reminded me of Bridesmaids

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otumboo 10
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let's hope shit doesn't happen on especially a wedding day

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chlorinegreen 27

Maybe it's just nerves and will pass? Usually when I'm nervous my stomach drops to my butt.

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beautybabexo 7

Oh no! Good luck with making it down the aisle.

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LaurenLo 17
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Try Pepto Bismol! That always works for me and it works pretty quickly. Congrats though!

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boating_guy 33
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One word answer: imodium Enjoy your big day!

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onlychildFTW 33
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Maybe a diaper if all else fails. At least it won't show under a big dead and your dress remains clean. Congrats on the marriage btw!

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Pleonasm 35
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let's hope your husband takes you in shitness as in health.

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TheDevilWearsJoe 8

Let's hope OP's husband is rational and understands that everyone shits...?

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RedPillSucks 31

He's not taking her on the shithole side during the honeymoon

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warsun 27
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Well that's a *gets shot*..………i.....tried...*dies*

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MrDonSalvetti 27
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I don't have to understand this right?

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ninjahesten 18
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its easy to understand.. he/she is about to make a shit joke but gets shot by all those negativ people on here :) thumbs up

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MidnaLink 33
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I thought it was a brilliant take on a shiity joke. Pun half intended.

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RedPillSucks 31

Tried too hard. Died even harder.

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amypr 20
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Hopefully your dress has enough "poof" to hide some Depends! Good luck.

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igive 29
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It all "depends" on the style of dress.

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metalhead88 9
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But it won't hide the smell

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igive 29
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blame it on the dog.

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thevelociraptor 31
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Yes, because every wedding has a dog.

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blaw24 1
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May your bowels have mercy on you

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junkman6 22
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I think we finally found the perfect use for those elephant boxers.

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PippyJr 5
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That's going to be an awkward honeymood.....

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earljonez 22
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Well you're getting married, that's when shit gets real......

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imasexyburrito 25
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time to try adult diapers???

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OhWhoCares 42
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The smell though... Those should come with complimentary air fresheners.

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Zebediabolical 39
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Just blame it on an old relative. Or see if one of the bridesmaids will step up and take the heat.

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