This is why god blessed us with coffee and if your off today then put some Jamison in it.

why everytime i open fml there is always these ads with full volume on? even if my volume was off... whats happening to this site...?

I thought it was just me!

I didn't know FML was the reason my volume kept maxing out. I might need to uninstall then

Time to get noise-cancelling earplugs, military style or recording studio quality

What time do you get to sleep that getting woken at 5 a.m. leaves you dead on your feet? Maybe get an earlier night?

Normal working people that contributes to society in a meaningful manner, get up at 5am. Stop being cunty and suck it up buttercup. Sleeping in is for losers without jobs... then again, beggars are up early begging way before princess gets up in the morning it seems