The only solution I see is to get them hooked on heroin too

Drug paraphernalia makes a wonderful housewarming gift.

Or he could start smoking heroin himself and be the mellow one...

The bonus is if you deal to them you can make them pay your rent. And do your outdoor chores too.

a batch of brownies is always welcome.

Sounds like the new one is a caffeine addict. Those are definitely the worst.

I would too, who knows what kind of drugs your new neighbors are on.

I don't condone heroin use, try marijuana.

Holy fuck. Always one.

As a former drug addict myself, I find it highly amusing when users insult other users. There is no difference, all drugs are mind-altering substances, and all are (mostly) illegal. If you think your drug is fine but others are not, you are a fool.

Heck yeah as long as it's used responsibly. Also for all of you marijuana bashers. It's safer than alcohol you want to ban marijuana because it alters the mind? Also get rid of nicotine, caffine, and as I mentioned alcohol. If your not willing to do that then shut up your a hypocrite.

lol caffeine

#46 Caffeine is an addictive drug and it actually isn't very good for you

#24 I guess I'm a fool then. I've never seen or met anyone who's person or surrounding persons has been harmed by marijuana use. I say, if you live in Washington (like me) smoke to your hearts content!

Caffeine? yea, may be addictive, but it doesn't have lifelong side effects like, say, tobacco does. Not saying I'm the norm, but I can stop caffeine consumption at any time (out of school, so I don't drink coffee). I'm sure I wouldn't be able to stop after smoking marijuana or heroin. Just because something's addictive doesn't make it bad for you. Sugar is super addictive; try cutting sugar out 100% for two days and tell me how that goes.
Before bashing on caffeine, list 3 good reasons why it's bad for you.

What scientific data do you have that finds nicotine to be bad for you in a long term use? Exluding that of cigarette use for obvious reasons.

Hopefully your new neighbors will quiet down eventually. Sorry OP

Find your old neighbor and move next door! If he's not in rehab or incarcerated of course.

Well if he's in one of those 5star hotel rehab places why not move in next door anyways? Haha. Some of those places are nice.

You are in the U.S. Invite them in for a drink, shoot them and claim self Defence. Wait, that is not a good idea, try having them over for a meal and beer.

Sorry OP, trying to find good neighbors is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

And then you can cut yourself with the needle if you find it

(Depressing comment)

I'm sure OP could ask the previous neighbor to help look for that needle...

Why don't you just use a magnet to find the needle?

#35 Dear god I hope you're joking

Sad, but true. good neighbors are very few nowadays :(

I knew what you mean...I miss my crack whore neighbor:(

yeah, those dollar blow jobs were great

Wouldn't it be great if we could choose our neighbors? In a perfect world...

he was the heroine your neighborhood.

I get the reference but that term is only used for women.

#54 buzz killer