FML : Today, I'm a car salesman. I got told to cold call a list of previous customers, but I recognised the names as I phoned them all last week; I told the...

Today, I'm a car salesman. I got told to cold call a list of previous customers, but I recognised the names as I phoned them all last week; I told the manager this. He slammed his fist on my desk and told me to stop lying and do as I was told. I got told to "fuck off" 27 times. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Arcam89 - / Monday 22 February 2016 22:37 / United Kingdom - Edinburgh

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By haileyrows | 26

#6542989 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 7:19

27 times? Looks like you'd better grab some lotion and get to work. The man was clear...

By badbitch23 | 15

#6543000 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 7:26

I for sure would've recorded it and reported them to higher up.

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By macelonel | 25

#6542987 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 7:18

Might be time for a new job. Sorry OP!

By haileyrows | 26

#6542989 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 7:19

27 times? Looks like you'd better grab some lotion and get to work. The man was clear...

thestoryofacaleb | 14

#6542998 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 7:23

The best part is the exact number.

Fairyjoshy | 13

#6543005 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 7:31

I'm guessing it was the people he called after his boss told him to stop lying who told him to "fuck off"

ftloosenfanzfree | 7

#6545108 - Thursday 25 February 2016 16:45

It's obviously that he was told that by a bunch of people he called, not 27 times by just his boss.

By bigmusclebro | 20

#6542990 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 7:20

You should have gave each person you called a lecture on why to vote for Trump and then say you will stop if they buy one of your cars.

IndefiniteBeauty | 17

#6543006 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 7:32

They won't have the opportunity to vote for trump. OP's location is in the UK

bigmusclebro | 20

#6543021 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 7:58

Donald Trump's hands reach all over the world, although you're correct about not being able to vote lmao.

By Hildy93 | 21

#6542992 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 7:22

How does someone have the energy to say that 27 times?? That's impressive

individual00 | 14

#6543003 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 7:29

I'm pretty sure it was multiple people.

musoboy | 22

#6543015 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 7:38

It was the previous customers who told him to fuck off, not the boss.

Hildy93 | 21

#6543852 - Wednesday 24 February 2016 6:36

Yeah #4 how stupid could you be? Learn how to read

By ColonelCusswords | 24

#6542995 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 7:22

People putting "you" and "fuck" in the same sentence sounds pretty romantic to me

HofstraGirl | 14

#6543014 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 7:37

Sounds like something Deadpool would say

By WCARlover | 34

#6542997 - Tuesday 23 February 2016 7:23

Just reading this gave me anxiety. Calling strangers is bad enough without getting yelled at...should probably start looking for some other place to work that has a better manager.