This isn't the plan we agreed on, Damien. How are we supposed to rule the world if you're only giving your mom the shits? Donald, Kim, and Vlad are doing their parts, so you do yours, or no deal.

It's only week 7 got 33 more to go.

33 weeks until the Rapture. You heard it here first, folks.

Kidding! Wishing good health to you and yours.

Pregnancy is not fun! Hang in there momma....second trimester is a whole lot easier. And of course your kid doesn't hate you yet. He/She isn't a teenager!

This is my third pregnancy. My other two were so much easier. I have stayed sick this time around. Some days I'm good, some days I'm sick in the morning only unless I eat something that doesnt agree with me, and then theres the days where if anyone comes near me with food I'm gonna puke on them.

Whaaa whaaa whaaa, maybe you shouldn't have gotten pregnant if you can't handle a bit of shits!

... being pregnant doesnt normally coincide with 'the shits'.
the food is just something that has disagreed with her belly after not being able to eat anything but bland food for a while. 🤷‍♀️

🤦‍♀️ no but babies usually bring with them a lot of shit. if OP can't cope with her own how's she going to cope with a babies!

There’s a huge difference between having the shits and cleaning a baby’s shit.

Singing ”They’re tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch, soon they will grow up and resent you so much, now they’re yelling at you and you don’t know why you cry and you cry and you cry”

Supposedly being super sick is a sign of a healthy baby... I think they say that to make us feel better

My wife was terribly sick for the whole pregnancy...