FML : Today, I lost the 5 pounds I had gained over the last few weeks. I had vowed to do whatever it took to lose that weight, and I actually did, when I caught...

Today, I lost the 5 pounds I had gained over the last few weeks. I had vowed to do whatever it took to lose that weight, and I actually did, when I caught a horrible stomach bug. I'd eat my words, but I'm pretty sure I'd just end up throwing them up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TPelekakis - / Wednesday 8 June 2016 17:01 / United States - Kingsport

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By jamieblue6 | 16

#6623995 - Thursday 9 June 2016 2:42

Well I guess that's one way of losing weight haha

By Tripartita | 44

#6624047 - Thursday 9 June 2016 4:17

You either need a doctor or somebody who specializes in words… might I suggest visiting an etymologist?

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By jamieblue6 | 16

#6623995 - Thursday 9 June 2016 2:42

Well I guess that's one way of losing weight haha

By moodyreallyrocks | 27

#6623998 - Thursday 9 June 2016 2:43

One way of looking at it OP!!

By jondillboy | 17

#6623999 - Thursday 9 June 2016 2:46

Effective method

By jentrynicole | 20

#6624012 - Thursday 9 June 2016 3:03

Feel better soon!

By trucker2 | 33

#6624013 - Thursday 9 June 2016 3:05

Everyone raise your glasses (of Pepto-Bismol) and congratulate Op... On such drastic weight loss..... Cheers... Hope you feel better

By TheHeirofTime | 19

#6624014 - Thursday 9 June 2016 3:06

Can someone explain this? I'm really confused.

InfiniteSunshine | 32

#6624041 - Thursday 9 June 2016 4:00

The OP gained weight and wanted to lose it. They did end up losing it, but only when they caught a horrible stomach bug which makes them incredibly sick and causes them to throw up anything they consume.