FML : Today, I lost out on a job opportunity because the interviewer said my "fake fangs are unprofessional and frankly disturbing". The "fangs" are my real...

Today, I lost out on a job opportunity because the interviewer said my "fake fangs are unprofessional and frankly disturbing". The "fangs" are my real canines, and they have always looked this way. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By (-,..,-) - / Friday 24 July 2015 17:24 / France

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By metallica_wins | 19

#6360534 - Saturday 25 July 2015 07:17

You should have bitten him.

By chicken_dip | 22

#6360536 - Saturday 25 July 2015 07:17

Man that really sucks. They didn't deserve you if they judged so harshly based on the appearance of your teeth.

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By metallica_wins | 19

#6360534 - Saturday 25 July 2015 07:17

You should have bitten him.

By Blackhawk706 | 23

#6360535 - Saturday 25 July 2015 07:17

That's discrimination

By chicken_dip | 22

#6360536 - Saturday 25 July 2015 07:17

Man that really sucks. They didn't deserve you if they judged so harshly based on the appearance of your teeth.

Abe_er_um | 12

#6360582 - Saturday 25 July 2015 07:46

Is that supposed to be a vampire pun??

By namine120409 | 35

#6360537 - Saturday 25 July 2015 07:17

You should have responded "Bite me."

By dramaelf | 37

#6360538 - Saturday 25 July 2015 07:17

Goth girls must love you.

By thetoxicking | 12

#6360540 - Saturday 25 July 2015 07:18

Man, that "bites"

Hildy93 | 21

#6360636 - Saturday 25 July 2015 08:40

Take a lap

By Capitan | 15

#6360545 - Saturday 25 July 2015 07:21

Yea I have the same problem. And I've learned it isn't a problem, I have accepted them and really like them!

By BossManBryan | 12

#6360549 - Saturday 25 July 2015 07:22

Hey, at least you looked SHARP right? x)

chicken_dip | 22

#6360559 - Saturday 25 July 2015 07:27

Lol

AbtractAngela | 17

#6360604 - Saturday 25 July 2015 08:20

Not according to the interviewer. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

S1N9UL4R17Y | 8

#6360979 - Saturday 25 July 2015 05:19

bah dum tiss

By Rynow | 7

#6360552 - Saturday 25 July 2015 07:23

Did you tell them Fangks anyway?

By imapartypooper | 15

#6360557 - Saturday 25 July 2015 07:26

Did you tell him that they are your real teeth?

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