By henhouse - 18/07/2015 11:09 - Australia - Brunswick East

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Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
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MikaykayUnicorn 36

"Prepare for take off."

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pizzafrommars 14
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Lemme tell a similar story. Happened about an hour ago. I attempted to lose my virginity to the most beautiful girl on earth. Couldn't get it up.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

"Prepare for take off."

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Cayers97 12

Landing gear engaged

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Econforthwin 15
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He was basically the challenger mission. Too soon?

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RedPillSucks 31

Ground control to Major Tom...

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Miss_Chevious 37
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talk about crash landing...

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pjsr 32
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IMO, yes, way too soon

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pizzafrommars 14
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Lemme tell a similar story. Happened about an hour ago. I attempted to lose my virginity to the most beautiful girl on earth. Couldn't get it up.

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nfedrichy 20
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Don't worry about first times. most people are extremely nervous.

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Patriots21 14
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"Common bro, couldn't get it up? Gotta hit the gym more and quit being a bitch." -- Shirtless, Flexing FML Profile-Picture Douchebags

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chillandfun 12

Nvm

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russianmafia 2

That's normal don't worry about it. The first time is almost always over hyped up anyways.

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MrConcise 34
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It's totally fine, 15-year-old girls don't gossip about things like this all the way until they graduate.

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xx000o 27
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Was that before or after the second thrust?

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crackfetus420 12
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This exact same thing happened to me last december

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5FDPmetalhead 17

And after two seconds of being in the air you cum to a landing

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Fmlsea 28
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A crash landing !

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myoukei 31

Well, i doubt op came to anything...

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SideOfTheAngels 23
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I'm sure there's been worse first times. Still it does suck - though it can only get better from here.

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swanheart 35
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First times are generally supposed to be terrible - at least you got a funny story to tell out of it. It'll get better from here :)

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A07 48

To infinity, and beyond!

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flamingice13 11
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Maybe next time he can keep in in the air longer before cumming to a landing

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persianchick 13
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That's actually hilarious, I would laugh it off ?

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clairesucks 37
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Would you? Would you really?

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persianchick 13
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I actually would

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JKPwnage 26
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Really? The question mark might be misleading.

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MandieL 27
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First times always suck, especially if you are with an inexperienced partner. Sex can be overhyped and usually never lives up to your expectations the first time. But practice makes perfect, and hopefully he was respectful enough to make it up to you a different way ;)

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