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By Anonymous - / Saturday 29 October 2011 23:07 / United States
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By  Epsilonyx  |  15

Y'know...the police may be pricks at times, but this is generally the type of situation they could help with. Or you can stab them in the face. Either way works.

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That kind of logic only makes sense until you meet the person with your phone, then you find out that their muscle mass is exponentially greater than yours. Unless they're scrawny, then it still works out, but then again the person probably wouldn't let you find them.

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I think a sledgehammer would make this some sort of a crime....you know because you have a weapon and all....

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There's a saying you know..2 wrongs don't make a right...I think it applies xp. Because whether or not they took OP's phone, illegal is illegal and you can get in trouble for it.

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  deadman93  |  6

yea but their theft charge against OPs assault with a deadly weapon and or attempted murder.....judge will go for the theif comming out better off than OP. so its a lose lose

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  feldco1  |  17

Technically, unless he saw who took the phone, OP can't kick the persons ass. OP probably called the phone and the person picked up, but said he won't return it. Still, a roundhouse kick to the face would be cool.

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  domking1315  |  20

Todat, this one guy came up and repeadeatly asked for my phone. He says I'm a thief and that I shouldn't steal other people's stuff. I don't know what he's talking about. FML

By  Epsilonyx  |  15

Y'know...the police may be pricks at times, but this is generally the type of situation they could help with. Or you can stab them in the face. Either way works.

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  Bbhd05  |  0

I'm sure if op offered some sort of monetary compensation(money) it would be returned.

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  tweetbaby14  |  17

I remember losing my phone at school... the ass that found it said they'd return it to the school, and when we said we need it back that day in person, they hid it on some random ass street. Moral of the story: Search and destroy OP. It'll make you feel better, trust me.

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  X_Codes  |  11

Well, I have to say that a Finder's Fee of $30 or so isn't completely unheard of. The guy is saving you the trouble of buying a whole, new $300 phone, afterall. That said, if he's absolutely not going to give it back to you, then you really should call the police.

By  nivek_yarb  |  0

Call their mother... Oh wait

By  kingsgirl99  |  6

Fyl sry!

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  supersixfour  |  7

with the phone she doesn't have. great idea.

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