FML : Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better...

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Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better gardener than I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 24 February 2011 23:03 / United States

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By ceepevoy | 0

#2119960 - Friday 25 February 2011 1:41

ur mouse is growing weed plants to cope with his sucky jail celled life XD

By ScaryyMary | 14

#2120178 - Friday 25 February 2011 2:32

Don't feel like a dope or be hash on yourself. You'll grow some grass eventually, maybe pot today, maybe pot tomorrow, but someday. Not everybody has a green thumb. Maybe you could ask your friend Mary Jane to hemp you out with your gardening, just take her out to lunch at a local burger joint in exchange for her assistance. It cannabis too hard.

All these crappy puns are making Mary-wanna get high now...

(Man, I wish I was as clever with these as DocBastard.)

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By abbi96x | 0

#2119936 - Friday 25 February 2011 1:32

LOL.
Gardening mouseee?
That's a new one.. :')

By babymickeycakes | 0

#2119938 - Friday 25 February 2011 1:33

How is that possible ? Do you have dirt in your mouse cage ?? Do you water the cage ??

Ariannalang | 0

#2120490 - Friday 25 February 2011 3:57

You feed rats seeds and nearly all of the water bottles drip. It happened to my hamsters old cage. I had left it in my garage when my hamster died and about a week later a plant popped up. But OP seriously needs to clean her pet's cage.

smashgrab | 0

#2121226 - Friday 25 February 2011 4:47

Really, clean the damn cage. Stop neglecting your pet, and be fucking responsible. F your pets life is more accurate.

fakeposta | 0

#2121924 - Friday 25 February 2011 8:37

do u know dat shit is better Dan dirt? lol

rjdr | 6

#2122005 - Friday 25 February 2011 9:11

ds you know that you appear to be a fucking retard?

ConfusionsLoveMe | 0

#2124434 - Saturday 26 February 2011 2:37

That's adorable.

omg36 | 7

#4952159 - Thursday 20 September 2012 7:30

Haha yay I'm not the only person who immediately thought of an adorable little mouse gardener

By ceepevoy | 0

#2119960 - Friday 25 February 2011 1:41

ur mouse is growing weed plants to cope with his sucky jail celled life XD

By irokyoursox | 6

#2119970 - Friday 25 February 2011 1:44

haha its his weed lab

chili_is_good | 0

#2132483 - Monday 28 February 2011 11:02

true and awesome picture!

By jordy1993 | 0

#2119983 - Friday 25 February 2011 1:47

I wish my pet would grow me some weed.

Hidan_fml | 0

#2119995 - Friday 25 February 2011 1:50

Me too.

tona01 | 16

#2120139 - Friday 25 February 2011 2:20

me too :(

Thanatos1206 | 0

#2121686 - Friday 25 February 2011 7:05

You mean you guy's pets don't?!

goaliemkl123 | 8

#2122234 - Friday 25 February 2011 10:22

yeah. my chinchilla knows how to grow weed. he doesn't smoke tho

By Dottiemojzak | 9

#2119985 - Friday 25 February 2011 1:47

I've been raising rats for the past 5 years, and it can happen. Their crap and water from the water dish and sun from the window will do just that. In fact, the rats liked to chew on the weeds and grass :s

Grimmerie | 31

#2122291 - Friday 25 February 2011 10:48

i used to plant oat grass in my rat cage. my rat was dumb as a post, but he loved it. i feed oat grass to my turtle regularly and he's far healthier as a result. i always encourage pet owners to keep plenty of nontoxic, green plants about; i find pets are healthier, happier and much more energetic as a result.