Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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FunWriter20
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Lol, I hope you helped her out.
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MCart_fml
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Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.
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jm88
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Or beat her with your--
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FunWriter20
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Lol, I hope you helped her out.
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little92
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69 likes to this comment... I think Coincidence
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Peter_Ohnigian
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Jim: "Looks like you could use an extra hand!"
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MCart_fml
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Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.
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Aethren
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Today, I realized you are gay, FYL
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that_one_guy
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I elohel'd at that, Aethren.
Seriously though, your chick wanted some of that action, you shoulda jumped at the opportunity.
Seriously though, your chick wanted some of that action, you shoulda jumped at the opportunity.
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Spinach
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When I first read this, I thought it was your mom having sex, and that would have been an issue. But your roommate? Get over it and get on your girlfriend.
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Dr_Phil
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Dude ... why didn't you just get on her? You f'd your own life.
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beerpong26
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Obviously you dont know how to please your girl
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blah_blah_shity
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why didnt you bone her? lol
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Inkspell
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I'm 15 and i even know what to do in that situation. psh. You fail.
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thorfinntheassri
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I'm 14 and I know what to do in that situation.
power fail
power fail