FML : Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed...

Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By skipper / Thursday 12 February 2009 17:25 / United States

Intimacy

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By FunWriter20 | 0

#1688 - Friday 13 February 2009 12:15

Lol, I hope you helped her out.

By MCart_fml | 0

#1695 - Friday 13 February 2009 12:38

Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.

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By jm88 | 0

#1687 - Friday 13 February 2009 12:11

Or beat her with your--

By FunWriter20 | 0

#1688 - Friday 13 February 2009 12:15

Lol, I hope you helped her out.

little92 | 13

#5939973 - Saturday 10 May 2014 12:29

69 likes to this comment... I think Coincidence

Peter_Ohnigian | 14

#6067431 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 09:50

Jim: "Looks like you could use an extra hand!"

By MCart_fml | 0

#1695 - Friday 13 February 2009 12:38

Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.

By Aethren | 0

#1696 - Friday 13 February 2009 12:41

Today, I realized you are gay, FYL

By that_one_guy | 0

#1697 - Friday 13 February 2009 12:45

I elohel'd at that, Aethren. Seriously though, your chick wanted some of that action, you shoulda jumped at the opportunity.

By Spinach | 0

#1707 - Friday 13 February 2009 01:10

When I first read this, I thought it was your mom having sex, and that would have been an issue. But your roommate? Get over it and get on your girlfriend.