Or beat her with your--

Lol, I hope you helped her out.

69 likes to this comment... I think Coincidence

Jim: "Looks like you could use an extra hand!"

Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.

Today, I realized you are gay, FYL

I elohel'd at that, Aethren. Seriously though, your chick wanted some of that action, you shoulda jumped at the opportunity.

When I first read this, I thought it was your mom having sex, and that would have been an issue. But your roommate? Get over it and get on your girlfriend.

Dude ... why didn't you just get on her? You f'd your own life.

Obviously you dont know how to please your girl

why didnt you bone her? lol

I'm 15 and i even know what to do in that situation. psh. You fail.

I'm 14 and I know what to do in that situation. power fail