By AuntSucka - United States
Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML
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By  alicexox  |  0

how would a cop realise they were drinking inside? and isnt it illegal for a cop to enter your house anyway without a permit so why would they go outside? what losers.


"stole my liquor and went roaming"

That would imply that the nephew and fellow hoodlums went walking around the neighborhood, probably taking swigs from bottles of Jack and Jager until they saw a cop driving around, then they decided to tell the cop OP let them drink.

They're probably still gonna get grounded (or worse) anyways... I mean, getting caught stealing liquor is one thing, but getting caught stealing someone's liquor and then blaming the cops on them letting you take it incurs another level of wrath.

  Trebie  |  6

Yeah, seriously, I fail to see how these kids thought that getting the OP into more trouble with the police would help them AVOID getting grounded.

Unless they wanted to skip groundation and just go to extreme ass-whooping.

  MissBoo111  |  21

yah that true my dad was a cop and when CPS tried to take me he got out his law book and told them to get out of his house and off his property and told the CPS guy to fuck off.

  molacolacake  |  0

I think my mom was fully capable of grounding me until I turned 18 and moved out. There's a lot of teenage years there where kids can steal or otherwise obtain alcohol and drink illegally.


What's Ohio like, you ask?
It's a pisspot of overly strict parents who ground their children until age 18 and think saying "go to your room" will do any good, for starters. I actually ENJOYED being banished to my room, because that's where all the video games and books were.
It's also a haven for hookers, high school potheads, and street thugs. Especially Cleveland.
That's pretty much why I left. -___________-
Ahhh, Ohio. The wretched hive of scum and villainy.

  Twinklestar  |  0

If they're old enough to be interested in drinking they're probably at least 13 and going to stay awake until at least midnight, probably later. OP is hardly going to stay up all night "babysitting" teenagers.

By  studentwoes  |  2

I don't see how telling the police that you gave them the alcohol would result in avoiding a grounding. The cops don't ground kids, their parents do. And I don't know why cops would believe the kids anyway. I'm calling BS on this one.

  molacolacake  |  0

I don't think the OP said that the cops believed them. Regardless, it doesn't look good to have the cops show up with your drunk nephew and friend in tow and the cop probably told the OP that the kids said that, whether he believed it or not. The neighbors probably saw the cop car in the driveway and/or the drunk kids. Either way pretty embarrassing!

  drakem  |  7

I call BS on you having a brain. Drunk kids = not thinking straight? And I don't get your reasoning for it being bs, you can call any fml bs that way.