Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
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luongo6
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Don't worry, it happens to all of us :p
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bene201
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Nice try
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NuTrees
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Both of you, plus the OP are fucking stupid.
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jaredjudd21
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Chinese people have spoons?
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Danny0522
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Its these types of FMLs that make me fear for the sake of humanity
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princessbits
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OP you are officially a dumbass. Wouldn't you check your pockets first if you think you lost a small object like your key?
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VoteForTaco
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Wow....epic fail OP.....epic fail...
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takeapieandrun
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You completely deserved this one, OP
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So2011
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IKR. That must suck that OP didn't check their pockets so they totally deserved that. Maybe now it can't happen next time.
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nahgemoohc
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yeah...what a dumbass.
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daminantion
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I thought the Chinese were expert ninjas? Hmm guess I went "out on a limb" on that one.
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YayorNay
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Ninjas are from japan.
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xSonic
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My girlfriend said my penis is a ninja :/
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t765234
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China didn't even have anything close to ninjas at any point in recorded history, ninjas were fuedal japanese farmers.
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t765234
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*usually
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todayimabear
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68, is your penis a ninja because you can't find it?
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xSonic
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Yes
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NippsSlipps
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Checking your pockets for keys before you break a window usually works.
But that's just me.
But that's just me.
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Garyy_fml
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Do you try to be an asshole?
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rahavan
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67 do you always whine?
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snakerake
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Why break the window and climb through it, before you check your pockets for the keys?
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tingway
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don't you usually search your own pockets/bags first before you attempt breaking in?
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Arxikist
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Sneaky bastards those keys are.
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LolCakes111
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The glass! Is the glass ok? Do we need an ambulance?
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flux_panic
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And what about the spoon? First being left outside. Then the poor thing was being used to smash a window against its will.
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lalablabla100
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This made me laugh so much
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jrsylilballer6
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Why break the window ?
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abbyelizabeth
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Seriously, it's hard to feel bad for OP. Maybe you should just look in your pocket next time, because there is about a 90% chance of it being there.
But that's just me.