By Anonymous - 30/12/2011 03:07 - China
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Don't worry, it happens to all of us :p
Nice try
Both of you, plus the OP are fucking stupid.
Its these types of FMLs that make me fear for the sake of humanity
OP you are officially a dumbass. Wouldn't you check your pockets first if you think you lost a small object like your key?
Wow....epic fail OP.....epic fail...
yeah...what a dumbass.
I thought the Chinese were expert ninjas? Hmm guess I went "out on a limb" on that one.
Ninjas are from japan.
China didn't even have anything close to ninjas at any point in recorded history, ninjas were fuedal japanese farmers.
*usually
68, is your penis a ninja because you can't find it?
Checking your pockets for keys before you break a window usually works. But that's just me.
Do you try to be an asshole?
67 do you always whine?
Why break the window and climb through it, before you check your pockets for the keys?
don't you usually search your own pockets/bags first before you attempt breaking in?
Sneaky bastards those keys are.
The glass! Is the glass ok? Do we need an ambulance?
This made me laugh so much
Seriously, it's hard to feel bad for OP. Maybe you should just look in your pocket next time, because there is about a 90% chance of it being there.
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Checking your pockets for keys before you break a window usually works. But that's just me.
So you managed to search the ground and find a spoon but not your own pocket for a key?