FML : Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window....

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Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 30 December 2011 03:07 / China

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By NippsSlipps | 10

#3806877 - Friday 30 December 2011 8:36

Checking your pockets for keys before you break a window usually works.
But that's just me.

By daminantion | 14

#3806868 - Friday 30 December 2011 8:35

I thought the Chinese were expert ninjas? Hmm guess I went "out on a limb" on that one.

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By luongo6 | 0

#3806842 - Friday 30 December 2011 8:33

Don't worry, it happens to all of us :p

bene201 | 0

#3806852 - Friday 30 December 2011 8:34

Nice try

NuTrees | 9

#3806912 - Friday 30 December 2011 8:39

Both of you, plus the OP are fucking stupid.

jaredjudd21 | 2

#3807099 - Friday 30 December 2011 9:09

Chinese people have spoons?

Danny0522 | 8

#3808269 - Friday 30 December 2011 17:07

Its these types of FMLs that make me fear for the sake of humanity

princessbits | 17

#3808407 - Friday 30 December 2011 17:48

OP you are officially a dumbass. Wouldn't you check your pockets first if you think you lost a small object like your key?

VoteForTaco | 8

#3808720 - Friday 30 December 2011 20:36

Wow....epic fail OP.....epic fail...

By takeapieandrun | 9

#3806844 - Friday 30 December 2011 8:33

You completely deserved this one, OP

So2011 | 4

#3807217 - Friday 30 December 2011 10:12

IKR. That must suck that OP didn't check their pockets so they totally deserved that. Maybe now it can't happen next time.

nahgemoohc | 17

#3807331 - Friday 30 December 2011 11:05

yeah...what a dumbass.

By daminantion | 14

#3806868 - Friday 30 December 2011 8:35

I thought the Chinese were expert ninjas? Hmm guess I went "out on a limb" on that one.

YayorNay | 8

#3807079 - Friday 30 December 2011 9:05

Ninjas are from japan.

xSonic | 9

#3807273 - Friday 30 December 2011 10:40

My girlfriend said my penis is a ninja :/

t765234 | 10

#3807777 - Friday 30 December 2011 14:27

China didn't even have anything close to ninjas at any point in recorded history, ninjas were fuedal japanese farmers.

t765234 | 10

#3807809 - Friday 30 December 2011 14:34

*usually

todayimabear | 0

#3809318 - Saturday 31 December 2011 3:54

68, is your penis a ninja because you can't find it?

xSonic | 9

#3809589 - Saturday 31 December 2011 6:06

Yes

By NippsSlipps | 10

#3806877 - Friday 30 December 2011 8:36

Checking your pockets for keys before you break a window usually works.
But that's just me.

Garyy_fml | 11

#3807263 - Friday 30 December 2011 10:37

Do you try to be an asshole?

rahavan | 15

#3807381 - Friday 30 December 2011 11:31

67 do you always whine?

By snakerake | 10

#3806882 - Friday 30 December 2011 8:37

Why break the window and climb through it, before you check your pockets for the keys?

By tingway | 4

#3806889 - Friday 30 December 2011 8:37

don't you usually search your own pockets/bags first before you attempt breaking in?

By Arxikist | 3

#3806896 - Friday 30 December 2011 8:38

Sneaky bastards those keys are.

By LolCakes111 | 7

#3806902 - Friday 30 December 2011 8:39

The glass! Is the glass ok? Do we need an ambulance?

flux_panic | 18

#3807420 - Friday 30 December 2011 11:55

And what about the spoon? First being left outside. Then the poor thing was being used to smash a window against its will.

lalablabla100 | 6

#5820502 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 5:38

This made me laugh so much

By jrsylilballer6 | 7

#3806916 - Friday 30 December 2011 8:40

Why break the window ?

By abbyelizabeth | 9

#3806917 - Friday 30 December 2011 8:40

Seriously, it's hard to feel bad for OP. Maybe you should just look in your pocket next time, because there is about a 90% chance of it being there.

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