Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML
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jbones24
| 22
Aww man, that sucks.
Check online for people looking for roommates?
Check online for people looking for roommates?
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daysgoby902
| 6
you're a wasteful child
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
All he/she us bound to find is deranged psychos. Don't you know the internet is where all the creeps hang around?
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gojira666
| 7
Thats the most pathetic thing ive ever heard
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humorizer
| 14
Deranged psychos, eh?
"Today, I finally moved in with my new roommate. I realized that she leaves the shower on when I'm not around because she gets lonely... I'm a tad bit worried about her now..."
"Today, I finally moved in with my new roommate. I realized that she leaves the shower on when I'm not around because she gets lonely... I'm a tad bit worried about her now..."
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ahti546
| 11
Now you're pathetic and a danger to the environment, congrats.
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boofgall
| 16
How is op a danger? This seems pretty harmless, just silly.
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dirtroadboy
| 7
1- Agreed. Talk to a friend of yours about moving in with you, or invite your friends over just to hangout after work or something.
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humorizer
| 14
The commentator stated "danger TO THE ENVIRONMENT". Implying she's wasteful of natural resources, namely the chemical dihydrogen monoxide (a common ingredient found in tap water).
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AlwaysCracked
| 6
DiHydrogen monoxide... So water? It's not too smart to just say water in a scientific way. Just kinda makes you look douchie.
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Cryptic_Equinox
| 0
61, have you seen your picture?
.. Or your username?
.. Or your username?
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swoozie23
| 6
Forever alone? ... Someone had to say it
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mattorama
| 15
That's where all the creeps are, like us? =P
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
Aye, that's what I plan to do. If I don't have a partner soon, I'll just share a place with some friends who are also single. Share resources, not waste them
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Jovecove
| 13
foreveralone
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xoconnie
| 8
how would that help???
were u trying to convince urself??? or someone else?
were u trying to convince urself??? or someone else?
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LawSixx
| 11
What a way to waste water as well.
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
It would be acceptable if OP had a method of catching and retaining all the water for later use.
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CheckItOutItsYou
| 7
^ like taking a bath
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wholikesbacon
| 9
What is op?
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smelly_turtle
| 2
56 - forever alone
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EvilPotato
| 14
56 it means optimus prime.
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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE
| 9
66- Thank you, I always thought it stood for original poster. How stupid of me.
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GP14brBaller
| 5
Op is a faggot.
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Sweetheart34
| 2
yeah, were you trying to prove it to yourself or your water bill?
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nikChick447
| 6
your from europe, arent ya?
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jmtmxer
| 0
Is that why it says united states ? ^^
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nighters
| 0
What a waste! Everyone knows you just leave the tv on in another room... ;-;
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DarkSeekerX94446
| 14
Taking "forever alone" to a whole new level.
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kareltje
| 17
WTF? Don't be so selfish! Think about the environment, dude!
;)
I'll get me coat...
;)
I'll get me coat...
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Pentium_4
| 26
don't feel bad. loneliness is like a drug, you just can't think straight
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McDonaldsworker
| 4
Hell yeah that's why I like drugs. I take 'em so I can only think crooked, lol
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ak4608
| 8
Get a puppy
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Snafuusmc
| 12
Hey at least your not waking up in a ditch.
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22jrdn55
| 15
meanwhile in africa...
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Pentium_4
| 26
whoa that was an old comment meant for a different FML lol
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Pentium_4
| 26
what did you did, throw it up into the ceiling fan?
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laurbear12
| 3
What??
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Pentium_4
| 26
wrong FML. Fail on my part. if it makes you feel better, i'm on FML all the time cause i'm lonely :P
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bamagrl410
| 31
....... Awkward
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Pentium_4
| 26
yep, an honest mistake is the end of the world...
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Ozone1232
| 5
Way to waste resources.
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cBlackout
| 13
Great, now you're lonely and wasteful.
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AJRENO
| 0
*FOREVER ALONE*
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clanon
| 4
All by myseeeelllfff, don't wanna be all by myseeeelllfff anymoooorreee.
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Glockinator
| 2
I went to the bedroom..... All by myself.
I didn't think anyone remembered that song but me because of I reference people look at me like I'm nuts
I didn't think anyone remembered that song but me because of I reference people look at me like I'm nuts
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GoWithTheFro
| 9
Forever alone...
;)
I'll get me coat...