FML : Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter...

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Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially "kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By HeMayHaveSomeIssues - / Friday 28 February 2014 20:01 / Denmark

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By glowbaby | 15

#5871955 - Saturday 1 March 2014 1:06

Some parents make me want to scream

By smokecloud_ | 37

#5871957 - Saturday 1 March 2014 1:07

Time to fill up hundreds of water balloons and bombard them when they leave the house. What? You're just a kid at heart. ;)

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By glowbaby | 15

#5871955 - Saturday 1 March 2014 1:06

Some parents make me want to scream

falconjade | 19

#5872058 - Saturday 1 March 2014 2:26

Parents like that shouldn't have become parents

Jessj958 | 19

#5872176 - Saturday 1 March 2014 5:02

Totally agree!! Kids will be kids, true but that's not the way kids are supposed to act. She should not be teaching her kids that kind of stuff is ok to do.

ChevyRedneck85 | 13

#5872201 - Saturday 1 March 2014 5:24

And when I put my foot up his ass my response would've been. adults will be adults

badluckalex | 23

#5872285 - Saturday 1 March 2014 6:57

tine for op to find a new home

HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5872365 - Saturday 1 March 2014 9:58

Or... You know... No?

Why would OP move because of a little shit, there's plenty of entertaining ways to fix the problem without packing up and leaving

nurchok | 15

#5873416 - Sunday 2 March 2014 18:07

Like getting your (or other) kids to burn their house, that'll teach 'em...

Sandman366 | 6

#5873591 - Sunday 2 March 2014 22:30

88-Kids will be kids, eh?

By smokecloud_ | 37

#5871957 - Saturday 1 March 2014 1:07

Time to fill up hundreds of water balloons and bombard them when they leave the house. What? You're just a kid at heart. ;)

XSimpleDesignX | 18

#5871975 - Saturday 1 March 2014 1:13

I think OP needs to babysit for a family member and have the kid bombard his neighbor with water balloons and give the same response.
This is, assuming OP doesn't have kids of his own.

cakefete2 | 30

#5872022 - Saturday 1 March 2014 1:45

I like the way you guys think.

paigexox0 | 37

#5872057 - Saturday 1 March 2014 2:26

And kids will be kids right?

strike2867 | 13

#5872059 - Saturday 1 March 2014 2:28

It would take quite a while to have enough pee for a hundred.

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5872184 - Saturday 1 March 2014 5:11

fill them with bleach!

Narttu | 20

#5872328 - Saturday 1 March 2014 8:19

Yes, let's throw poison at the neighbours...

ThomasBombadil | 31

#5872399 - Saturday 1 March 2014 10:59

Let just enough air out of his bike tires that it is hard to pedal and do the same to her car tires.

By zwhite2712 | 12

#5871970 - Saturday 1 March 2014 1:12

It sucks when parents use that excuse.

By lex1459 | 38

#5871971 - Saturday 1 March 2014 1:12

It frustrates me to no end that some parents absolutely refuse to discipline their kids. Then when they turn into spoiled teenagers they wonder where they went wrong.