By breathalizard - 02/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML
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... how could you not have known that? Oh, and YDI for drunk driving.

kscott88 0

You're an idiot for multiple reasons. A) Driving drunk B) Not knowing that most mouthwashes have a high alcohol content C) Keeping mouthwash for emergency reasons

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... how could you not have known that? Oh, and YDI for drunk driving.

Yeah way to go Detective Clouseau

Mico3587 0

YDI....

AHX_fml 0

>_>

well duuh... no shit sherlock ydi

kscott88 0

You're an idiot for multiple reasons. A) Driving drunk B) Not knowing that most mouthwashes have a high alcohol content C) Keeping mouthwash for emergency reasons

may_cause_fail 0

You are a dumbass. YDI for drinking and driving, but I say that even more after your stunt with the Listerine. :D Fail!

hannahleigh 0

um, no one feels bad for you. drunk driving is the stupidest thing you can do. i hope you got thrown in jail for the night.

fuckmyl1f333 0

haha #2, but yeah OP YDI you are a flippin idiot call a taxi you shouldnt be drinkin and drvin anyway