Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML
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I_Deserved_It
| 8
... how could you not have known that?
Oh, and YDI for drunk driving.
Oh, and YDI for drunk driving.
By
Demon_Squirtle
| 0
Yeah way to go Detective Clouseau
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Mico3587
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YDI....
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AHX_fml
| 0
>_>
By
cherrytwiz
| 0
well duuh...
no shit sherlock
ydi
no shit sherlock
ydi
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kscott88
| 0
You're an idiot for multiple reasons.
A) Driving drunk
B) Not knowing that most mouthwashes have a high alcohol content
C) Keeping mouthwash for emergency reasons
A) Driving drunk
B) Not knowing that most mouthwashes have a high alcohol content
C) Keeping mouthwash for emergency reasons
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may_cause_fail
| 0
You are a dumbass.
YDI for drinking and driving, but I say that even more after your stunt with the Listerine. :D Fail!
YDI for drinking and driving, but I say that even more after your stunt with the Listerine. :D Fail!
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hannahleigh
| 0
um, no one feels bad for you. drunk driving is the stupidest thing you can do. i hope you got thrown in jail for the night.
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fml_ms
| 1
LOL...
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fuckmyl1f333
| 0
haha #2, but yeah OP YDI you are a flippin idiot call a taxi you shouldnt be drinkin and drvin anyway
Oh, and YDI for drunk driving.
A) Driving drunk
B) Not knowing that most mouthwashes have a high alcohol content
C) Keeping mouthwash for emergency reasons