FML : Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol...

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Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By breathalizard - / Saturday 2 May 2009 06:21 / United States

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By I_Deserved_It | 8

#162281 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:03

... how could you not have known that?

Oh, and YDI for drunk driving.

By kscott88 | 0

#162287 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:04

You're an idiot for multiple reasons.

A) Driving drunk
B) Not knowing that most mouthwashes have a high alcohol content
C) Keeping mouthwash for emergency reasons

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By I_Deserved_It | 8

#162281 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:03

... how could you not have known that?

Oh, and YDI for drunk driving.

By Demon_Squirtle | 0

#162282 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:03

Yeah way to go Detective Clouseau

By Mico3587 | 0

#162284 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:03

YDI....

By AHX_fml | 0

#162285 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:03

>_>

By cherrytwiz | 0

#162286 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:03

well duuh...
no shit sherlock
ydi

By kscott88 | 0

#162287 - Saturday 2 May 2009 19:04

You're an idiot for multiple reasons.

A) Driving drunk
B) Not knowing that most mouthwashes have a high alcohol content
C) Keeping mouthwash for emergency reasons