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  perdix  |  29

#16, because everyone who used to respond with "First" has been hunted down and shot.

Also, all the people who wrote Soviet Russia jokes are busting rocks in the gulags of Putin's "democratic" Russia.

  DocBastard  |  38

I will admit to making a Soviet Russia joke when I first started commenting. But then, that was so long ago I think it was still officially funny.

The "shitty situation" was officially NEVER funny.

  PincessBoff  |  6

Your comment reminded me of the part on Lion King where Zazu is in the cave with Scar and he's being depressing and Scar tells him to sing something more happy and then freaks when Zazu starts to sing this. :o

  Enslaved  |  36

Anything but that--

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are, all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head. (:

  Yongchi  |  11

Although I do see your point, this OP says they are from Missouri. Which I beleive is in the middle of the U.S. Forgive me if I'm wrong, I do not live in U.S.


I'm from Texas... Missouri is NOT a southern state. There moms aren't singing "may your boys grow up to be cowboys".

Real southern states- Texas, Georgia, Oklahoma (more of an Indian state than a Southern one), Tennessee, Mississippi, Louisiana, Kentucky, and Arkansas.... Did I miss any?

  daringtoride  |  27

You completely missed AL, which is where I live :P And here I thought everyone remembers Alabama when they think of the south! (Considering every time I go out of state and mention where I am when I meet new people, 90% of the time they burst out singing Sweet Home Alabama - seriously, almost every time.)


I did forget Alabama...:/ I'm sorry! I thought I mentioned it but I said Arkansas instead. (Am I the only one who says R Kansas every time I read it?) I know the correct way to say it I just dont