FML : Today, I learned that when you're talking about your girlfriend's 6'4", 250 lb dad in a negative way, you should really make sure he isn't around first....

Today, I learned that when you're talking about your girlfriend's 6'4", 250 lb dad in a negative way, you should really make sure he isn't around first. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jlong9071 / Sunday 9 November 2014 03:38 / United States - Charlotte

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By devildog562 | 33

#6114466 - Sunday 9 November 2014 19:14

You sir, are dumber then dirt. Don't talk shit if you can't back it up.

By Trinidad727 | 9

#6114461 - Sunday 9 November 2014 19:12

That has pain written all over it!!

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By Trinidad727 | 9

#6114461 - Sunday 9 November 2014 19:12

That has pain written all over it!!

peanuty001 | 19

#6114850 - Monday 10 November 2014 2:12

a well deserved pain

By devildog562 | 33

#6114466 - Sunday 9 November 2014 19:14

You sir, are dumber then dirt. Don't talk shit if you can't back it up.

sarah5745 | 41

#6114531 - Sunday 9 November 2014 19:34

I agree. You don't talk shit about anyone, even if it's your girlfriend dad.

MeanBeagle | 22

#6114542 - Sunday 9 November 2014 19:41

rule #10, everything you do to my daughter I do to you.

cakefete2 | 30

#6114584 - Sunday 9 November 2014 20:22

Hey 20, good luck getting me pregnant.
*nine months later*
"Pregnant man tells about delivery room blues, next on the news at ten."

MeanBeagle | 22

#6114597 - Sunday 9 November 2014 20:33

I don't have a daughter. good luck getting your hand pregnant.

DippinGrizzly907 | 27

#6114822 - Monday 10 November 2014 1:30

Sir Cakefete, had me rolling on the ground like a sausage dieing of laughter! That was awesome haha. Way to go brotha!

By Im2Shy | 16

#6114473 - Sunday 9 November 2014 19:16

Congratulations on living to tell the story. You should "talk the game" if you can't "play in it too"

Im2Shy | 16

#6114605 - Sunday 9 November 2014 20:44

*shouldnt.
Yes, not wearing my glasses usually results in mistakes and I'm fully awaiting all the thumbs down.

CommanderColton | 11

#6114982 - Monday 10 November 2014 4:53

But... you got three thumbs up. That's a plus.

By chidexy | 21

#6114474 - Sunday 9 November 2014 19:17

Seriously tho you didn't about that first

raeepressley | 12

#6114884 - Monday 10 November 2014 2:44

Seriously though... Thank you for your loose grasp of the English language.

chidexy | 21

#6114896 - Monday 10 November 2014 2:58

Wow didn't even see that. Sorry. I deserve all the down votes

By worldclassrager | 39

#6114485 - Sunday 9 November 2014 19:20

It looks like you may have a great father in law bond if he doesn't kill you first

By Emmamazing | 26

#6114488 - Sunday 9 November 2014 19:20

You deserved it!

headofmedusa | 15

#6114503 - Sunday 9 November 2014 19:25

If only there was a button that stated exactly that.

By cakefete2 | 30

#6114489 - Sunday 9 November 2014 19:20

This remind me of the 90's sitcoms. "He's right behind me, isn't he?" Then the camera pans out to show the dad has been there all along.

By xKrisSmoove | 21

#6114493 - Sunday 9 November 2014 19:23

Should probably keep her dad out of your conversations if you want that relationship to go further.

By headofmedusa | 15

#6114495 - Sunday 9 November 2014 19:24

I think YDI. Never talk bad about someone unless you're willing to say it to their face.

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#6114551 - Sunday 9 November 2014 19:47

If only there was a button that stated exactly that...

Senseless_487 | 29

#6114567 - Sunday 9 November 2014 20:04

There's a button that tells that life lesson? Where is it?!

brand125 | 17

#6114575 - Sunday 9 November 2014 20:07

22 - fail at trying to be one of those people

Uglyfeet | 23

#6114901 - Monday 10 November 2014 3:07

It would take a lot of buttons... better stick with just YDI and FYL. By the way, #22 deserved it lol

By annarcheer | 19

#6114499 - Sunday 9 November 2014 19:25

omg that's how big my dad is!

Khaleesi_26 | 30

#6114783 - Monday 10 November 2014 0:50

"omg that's so fascanting"

*said noone.....*

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