Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML I agree, your life sucks 86780 I agree, your life sucks 86780 You deserved it 4373 You deserved it 4373 1 3 14 19 By Anonymous - / Thursday 16 July 2009 05:32 / United States
Today, my roommate stumbled in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs, and passed out on the floor after eating them. This happens almost every night. I stay in,... I agree, your life sucks 57421 I agree, your life sucks 57421 You deserved it 4513 You deserved it 4513 177
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral... I agree, your life sucks 40179 I agree, your life sucks 40179 You deserved it 2257 You deserved it 2257 228
Today, my mom got drunk and told me that the man I have called dad for the past 27 years isn't my real father. Oh and don't say anything to him about it.... I agree, your life sucks 6698 I agree, your life sucks 6698 You deserved it 338 You deserved it 338 15
Today, my mentally disabled brother chose to come out to our entire southern family while he was giving a eulogy at our grandfather's funeral. FML I agree, your life sucks 808 I agree, your life sucks 808 You deserved it 82 You deserved it 82 15
Today my daughter told me her tummy hurt but I assumed she was lying because she hates visiting her grandma. About 20 minutes into the car ride she gets... I agree, your life sucks 1 I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Bosnia and Herzegovina Today, I had to go to the hospital because I broke my leg in a sex accident. The doctor is my boyfriend's mom. I had to explain everything to her. FML
Australia Today, my fiancée and I saw my parents at a store. This would've been a nice surprise if it wasn't a sex shop. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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