If that was my sister, I'd double the payback so she would know not to mess with me. Give it to her, OP!

Cups are overrated. Why do you think keg stands are so popular?

Soak her tampons in jalepeno water.

Yea, the experience left OP very bitter.

#2, you win the internet for today

that pun tho

Trade them in for something strong so that you can be prepared for moments like this one?

Light them on fire and throw them back?

That's a little harsh

You may want to back up and re-evaluate. I feel that a blowtorch is not the best option.

Nope, nope

Makes sense. You smell so let me just squeeze a little bit of lemon juice in your eyes. Gives you that zesty fresh smell!

A lemon exfoliation isn't a bad idea. Over-use can cause damage over time, though.

I see that punctuation is not your friend. Try it sometime.

He does, however, have eyes and a nose. Both things you don't want lemon juice in.