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By yummy / Monday 30 May 2011 03:34 / United States
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  mfmylifesrsly  |  29

this is way more than fail..OP must be home schooled..and if they are I wouldn't be surprised if this is my best friend who posted this..she has asked me the following questions: "whats a blow job? what's eating out? what's cum? what's an orgasm? what's semen? what's sperm? what's masturbation? what's circumcision? what's Hanukkah? what's 69? what's communism? are there other numbers like 69, like 72?"

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  mfmylifesrsly  |  29

...why are 12 year olds on fml...? go back to playing with your barbies. and no, I'm not acting as though you're younger than you really are, I played with barbies when I was 12! D:

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"eating someone out" has a slurp smack sound to it and no it's not cannibalism.

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23 There were only two questions on your list that should be considered somewhat problematic if asked. I don't understand why the OP sees this as a(n) FML. In fact, I find it disturbing that this is supposed to be common knowledge and that an individual is seen as stupid for not knowing this.

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  chakdeindia  |  3

what does it mean then?

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  sensoon15  |  7

guessing OP never ate anyone out. :/ unless you're a girl. than probably never got eaten out

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  fightin4fun  |  0

LMAO that's sad... how old are you? i was hanging with a friend of mine and one of her friends sent her a text asking if you could get pregnant from swallowing! how are some people so stupid!?

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  sameroni13  |  0

what is it actually

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  vballcutie08  |  6

it's okay, my best friend honestly thought 69 was "some kind of drug or something" but that's the same friend who will look up on the ceiling if you tell her the word gullible is written up there. every time.

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  shesayss  |  0

305: ew, you're such a bitch. there are many people from other countries who don't know what Hanukkah us. not everyone is Jewish.

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377: I am sorry not everyone is as perfect as you. Can someone please explain to me what Christmas is???? That sounds stupid to you, right? Well... Hannukah is just as important as Christmas. C U Next Tuesday.

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  shesayss  |  0

1. what does being perfect have anything to do with disagreeing with your assumption of everyone knowing what Hanukkah is. you can't even spell Hanukkah correctly. 2. you might think it's stupid to ask such questions but some people might not know what Christmas is. it's a Christian holiday and there are countries like china in which Christianity is forbidden. stop being an ignorant bitch just because you're from a country where Christmas and hanukkah are major holidays. 3. thinking Hanukkah is just as important as Christmas is an opinion. I personally don't think it is since I don't celebrate it. 4. that was the corniest comment ever. sorry but I do not wish to see you next Tuesday.

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  swimchica22  |  0

why is everybody thumbing down this? I realize I'm going to get a lot of thumbs down also but seriously?! they said basically the same thing as the first person!

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  humzizzl3  |  0

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  thedrummer  |  0

^No, I'm 2.

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  THEmuffinpan  |  0

A learning curve doesn't have anything to do with eating someone out silly.

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  Frosc  |  0

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By  iLikeWaffles155  |  5

I hope you're not old enough to legally have sex!

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  ipwnlosers  |  4

61- I love Panic! At The Disco! :D

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  Aerious  |  0

148, being a legal adult is not the age of consent. Correct me if I'm wrong but it's different I'm different areas and in some it's as low as 14-15.

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wow I know your just trying to be funny dude but you sound like a total moron...just saying

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  bargo_fml  |  4

if your jewish dont make a fucking idiot of yourself you sound retarted. you and judge judy are probably the most hated jews. so dont make a fool out of us

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so do u admit that you were just trying to be funny? I for one just think that's hilarious... not :)

By  mercuryburst  |  0

Actually, you are technically eating a fish taco.

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