By Anonymous - United States - Erie
Today, I learned not to take sex tips from virgins seriously. "Have sex in the shower", they said. "It'll be fun", they said. Well they didn't take slippage into account. One busted nose and concussion later, I'm not seeing the "fun" part at all. FML
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  doodlecloud  |  26

Eh, I feel like I knew more about sex as a virgin than I do now as a non-virgin. Super horny curious teenager vs. busy adult. I've probably forgotten more than some people have ever known. : /

  derpina72  |  23 husband and I make wubbie in the shower all the time, we've never fallen and it's really convent because we can get nice n clean afterwards. Don't blame someone for your mess up just because they are a virgin.

By  Mathalamus  |  24

I'm sure they meant for you to do it with a shower mat...

But what do i know? I'm also a virgin with nooooo knowledge about sex or anything AT ALL.

... Yeah, I'm bitter.

  9a_1z  |  12

Pretty sure most people with basic common sense knows showers get slippy, whether they've had sex or not!
Also for future reference you can get special shower grippy things if you reeaally want to shag in there and not injure yourself.

  Feklfekl2222  |  32

I was advised by non virgins it would be fantastic, so many regrets. I was terrified we would slip, and one of us was always inhaling water. Sexy showers
are fine and dandy provided you don't go all the way

  9a_1z  |  12

When I tried it we either needed to be shorter or get a bigger shower because it felt like we were two giraffes trying to get it on inside a phone box. The only positive was that it was hilarious.