By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 04:21 - United States - Erie

Today, I learned not to take sex tips from virgins seriously. "Have sex in the shower", they said. "It'll be fun", they said. Well they didn't take slippage into account. One busted nose and concussion later, I'm not seeing the "fun" part at all. FML
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Why would you take sex tips from virgins anyway? YDI

Cause of injury: Lack of adhesive ducks.

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Why would you take sex tips from virgins anyway? YDI

It's like asking your grandmother on how to use the iPhone 6. Have to agree with #1 here, YDI

Eh, I feel like I knew more about sex as a virgin than I do now as a non-virgin. Super horny curious teenager vs. busy adult. I've probably forgotten more than some people have ever known. : /

I don't think the "virgins" advice was bad, I think OP just sucks at shower sex.

Shower sex is, ironically, the driest sex you'll ever have. No virgin would know that.

Umm....my husband and I make wubbie in the shower all the time, we've never fallen and it's really convent because we can get nice n clean afterwards. Don't blame someone for your mess up just because they are a virgin.

Cause of injury: Lack of adhesive ducks.

per, Sheldon Cooper

That's Dr. Sheldon Cooper to you.

Ayyyyyyyyyyy

Glad you're ok OP! But it's all about the experience, whether it's good or bad.

They said to have sex not busy your nose and get a concussion silly

I'm sure they meant for you to do it with a shower mat... But what do i know? I'm also a virgin with nooooo knowledge about sex or anything AT ALL. ... Yeah, I'm bitter.

Pretty sure most people with basic common sense knows showers get slippy, whether they've had sex or not! Also for future reference you can get special shower grippy things if you reeaally want to shag in there and not injure yourself.

So am I but I know you gotta be careful in that bih lol

The fact that they're virgins should have been a clue.

Sorry OP- it's really not that bad if you can keep your footing. Better luck next time.

Are you speaking from experience, 6?

I thought it was common knowledge. Shower sex is fun! Part of the fun is finding stable positions.

i'm super clumsy and even with a bath mat i slip over. T_T after all these comments i feel like i'm missing out by giving up on it!

Real life is never like the movies

Except when it is

Except what movies are you watching o.O?

I mean, on the bright side, you slipping is better than the condom slipping

I have also made this mistake. Never again. lol.

I was advised by non virgins it would be fantastic, so many regrets. I was terrified we would slip, and one of us was always inhaling water. Sexy showers are fine and dandy provided you don't go all the way

That's true. Making out in the shower is pretty nice.

When I tried it we either needed to be shorter or get a bigger shower because it felt like we were two giraffes trying to get it on inside a phone box. The only positive was that it was hilarious.

Sounds like a slippery situation