By hunta331 - 14/07/2019 22:00

Today, I learned just how bad jellyfish stings hurt. Multiple times. On my testicles. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 875
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Were you swimming nekkid, wearing baggy swim shorts and just really unlucky, or were you doing something you thought would get a laugh, only to learn a really important lesson really fast?

The best relief for a jellyfish sting is pee. Unless you have a bendy dick, you’ll probably need to lay flat, pee straight up and let it splash on the affected area. Do this indoors as a breeze could piss you off, literally.

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The best relief for a jellyfish sting is pee. Unless you have a bendy dick, you’ll probably need to lay flat, pee straight up and let it splash on the affected area. Do this indoors as a breeze could piss you off, literally.

I really hope you’re kidding about the pee. It actually makes the stinging intensified. Hope I save you from some future pain.

How often is RP serious?

Maybe don’t have happy time with a jelly fish

Were you swimming nekkid, wearing baggy swim shorts and just really unlucky, or were you doing something you thought would get a laugh, only to learn a really important lesson really fast?

I've heard vodka helps. Try pouring a bit on the stung area as well...

Mungolikecandy 19

Skinny dipping is a dangerous thing.

I keep meat tenderizer in my beach bag to remove the sting. But for this situation, well, there are too many jokes of the two combined.

ViviMage 38

If you're into Japanese lore you'll be a Tanuki for a while until the swelling goes down!