Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML
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nephilim241
| 19
He would still have blurted it out drunk and it doesn't change the fact you slept with him.. But is it really that bad? What your respective parents do is their business, what you do is yours.
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sinking_fish
| 12
At least it was only your soon to be step-brother and not your soon to be step-dad, right?
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nephilim241
| 19
He would still have blurted it out drunk and it doesn't change the fact you slept with him.. But is it really that bad? What your respective parents do is their business, what you do is yours.
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evilscorpi
| 29
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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MrSassypants
| 32
15 How is it nasty? They slept together and they are not related. You also have a stupid point. You say there is no one else in the world but each other like it is a bad thing and say that it is lustful? That's not lust if you stay with one person, it is love.
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chippedipp
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#1 who they do you mean! Well, maybe they did it before their respective parents met?
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cc_the_beast
| 6
Also this may have happened before anything happened with their parents. In that case this semi-incest was totally out if their control.
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cc_the_beast
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24 beat me to it. Kudos.
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evilscorpi
| 29
wait how is that considered love?
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MrBoredGuy
| 1
Doesn't matter, had sex.
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DjeePee
| 24
"your telling me there was no one else in the world but each other??? "
You know, you can say this sentence to every loving couple in the world. And yes, there are other people in this world (even a little bit too many), but if you love eachother/just want sex with eachother, nobody gives a shit about all the other possible candidates. Love or lust, they are not blood-related, so they can do with eachother what they want - imo even blood-related people can do that, as long as they don't start thinking of procreating.
You know, you can say this sentence to every loving couple in the world. And yes, there are other people in this world (even a little bit too many), but if you love eachother/just want sex with eachother, nobody gives a shit about all the other possible candidates. Love or lust, they are not blood-related, so they can do with eachother what they want - imo even blood-related people can do that, as long as they don't start thinking of procreating.
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
Y is everyone assuming it is a she? There's a possibility that it's a he..
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Alwayspullout
| 7
25, there is no incest involved at all here...
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irritatedone
| 5
Buy wait op said "soon to be step brother" so they weren't even remotely related yet. So what's the big deal? I think it's it's kinda hot personally.
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irritatedone
| 5
Omg that would way hotter if op was a he.
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Namerkp2
| 8
25 - I believe you mean semi-wincest?
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evilscorpi
| 29
what.ever.still a disgrace to the family, and thats bullshit love. i have my opinion just like everyone else
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nahgemsoohc
| 0
It doesn't matter. People should be more accepting anyway
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nahgemsoohc
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Sorry. That comment was meant for 61
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boardforlife
| 0
#38 ur awesome hahahahaha
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kyarush
| 10
Would that be considered incest?
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lulooo1999
| 0
What if they slept with each other way before they there goin to be siblings
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humorizer
| 14
Did he try to seduce you by talking about wincest?
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dcg1375
| 7
153- they DID sleep together before they were going to be siblings. Hence "soon to be step brother"
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aliceb2255
| 0
Awkward
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prabhlem
| 0
Next family barbecue should be interesting...
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jwade11
| 12
How does this FML fit sooooo perfectly with the other FML.... You all remember..... Ya know the incest one... Yaaaa.... Interesting stories!
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
They're not related, so it's not incest.
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lindseykcool
| 6
36, she clearly stated her "soon to be step brother". they slept together before then. please, explain why this is considered incest.
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Steve95401
| 49
Even though it's not incest, this will make for awkward holiday get-togethers.
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jwade11
| 12
Does no one else find it disgusting??
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Levvy
| 22
No. I think most of us are mature enough to realize that sex between consenting adults doesn't "magically" become gross just because two OTHER adults entered into a social and legal pact. Or would you break up with your significant other if anyone else just said "Poof! This is now gross and frowned on for no real reason anyone can explain! You have to break up now!"
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AlaskanEskimo34
| 0
I think it depends on if she knew it was her soon to be step-brother and still slept with him. That's just asking for an awkward conversation.
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MellyBee
| 9
He's not a relative by blood, and therefore it's no one's business.
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builditbetter09
| 3
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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SpruceDread4578
| 13
When you're half, then thats quite different since your blood and genes are also in that sibling.
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bearnblue
| 0
If they liked eachother before their parents were married let them be!
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MikeDa1Da
| 14
3- your sushi looks amazing
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Marcella1016
| 31
93 - that's what she said
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MellyBee
| 9
Thanks, I'm a big sushi addict!!!
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builditbetter09
| 3
If they share a same parent then they are related by blood you dumb cunt.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
They're not half-siblings, they're step-siblings. Much different.
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builditbetter09
| 3
Yes it was. Reread my question it says "what if SOMEONE..." not op. Don't try to correct me if you don't even know what the fuck is going on.
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LadyLol_fml
| 15
Well, Its not like you're blood related, but I really wish I could've seen the awkward silence that ensued....
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SillyFart
| 7
Doesn't matter had sex
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Gender isn't shown on the site, though I admit that would put an interesting twist on things.
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Jonkbaby
| 19
I would start fapping right then and there
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btnhdude
| 0
Because it'd be a Wednesday afternoon oorr...?
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GroovyGravy
| 7
Just for the hell of it?
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sinking_fish
| 12
At least it was only your soon to be step-brother and not your soon to be step-dad, right?
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22jrdn55
| 15
a pedophile!
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lindseykcool
| 6
brings a whole new meaning to the word, "daddy"..
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ShawnzieNstuff
| 6
The word daddy has multiple meanings?
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TorturedXeno
| 27
Nah, man. That Kentucky you're thinking of.
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TwitchingNebula
| 17
Keepin it in the family....ahhhhhh yeeeeah
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
Lmao at #7! I guess there's always that! A sibling in law isn't soooo bad. Parent in law? Awkward, yeah.
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
Lmao! I guess there's always a way to make a situation worse! Bro in law, not tooooo bad. Parent in law.....slightly more awkward, yeah.
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
Lol at #7! I guess there's always a way to make things more awkward! :) Not disagreeing with you though....
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
Great.... Not realizing my posts were actually getting thru on the next page, I retried it like 3 times and got the pleasure of lookin like a total twit. Brilliant. :p
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sinking_fish
| 12
154- Justa little bit. :)
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RedPillSucks
| 31
It's not pedophilia if nobody is underage.
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badass243
| 6
i used to sleep with my soon to be family, then i took an arrow to the knee
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lrgenesis
| 19
I used to think arrow-to-the-knee jokes were funny, then I took an arrow to the knee.
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22jrdn55
| 15
Justin Bieber used to be a guy, then he took an arrow to the knee!
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Babyseal420
| 7
I used to think took an arrow to the knee jokes were funny. Then I got a girlfriend.
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mixmaster647
| 2
This comment everywhere is just so retarded , makes me ashame to be the same species as all the idiots posting it
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LunaDragon
| 10
If you all don't shut up with, all these stupid arrows to knee jokes, I'm gonna start shoving arrows up everyone ass. #------> ( )( )
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
What does it even mean anyway?
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graham11
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34- where have you been for the last 6 months?!? It's a game reference. Duhh..
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debatingalways
| 0
34 I'm with you. I have no idea.
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sparklytea
| 7
It's a reference to the game Skyrim. I'm assuming here that people can be shot with arrows, and sometimes, they're shot in the knee. I have no idea for sure, I don't play.
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saussbauss
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Yes, it's from Skyrim. If you walk up to a city guard, quite often he will say, "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."
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Stormdriven37
| 6
I used to make aero to the knee jokes, then some guy in a club broke my nose.
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Stormdriven37
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I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, then some guy in a club broke my nose.
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sugarandspice33
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19- More like an arrow to the crotch!
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GoW_Chick
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^ I think the guards say to the knee pretty sure of it that's how it is in my game anyways.
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oz_jared
| 3
As long as its not blood who cares
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Horcruxer
| 0
Well Ho Ho Ho it is that time of year
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thomas4_fml
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Your fault.
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EvilLilCupcake
| 10
Maybe, maybe not. They could have done it before their parents got together. And even if not it isn't her actual blood brother.
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crazy_whitechick
| 6
This is really jacked up but... My mom and dad got married and after 14 years my moms dad and my dads mom got married....
Now my parents are divorced... And are still "related and in a family".....
Now my parents are divorced... And are still "related and in a family".....