FML : Today, I learned how birds feel when they fly into windows. I should be getting the hospital bill for my broken nose in the mail soon. FML

Today, I learned how birds feel when they fly into windows. I should be getting the hospital bill for my broken nose in the mail soon. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FlyLikeABird / Sunday 16 November 2014 08:35 / United States - San Francisco

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By LiveLifeAllDay | 11

#6120608 - Monday 17 November 2014 9:49

I'm usually nice about this but I would have loved to see this happen

By PenguinBitch | 43

#6120620 - Monday 17 November 2014 10:12

*two crows laugh nearby*

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By LifeMD | 14

#6120604 - Monday 17 November 2014 9:46

Don't worry OP, I've had something similar happen to me. If you're a bird, I'm a bird.

By ihaveasushicat | 24

#6120605 - Monday 17 November 2014 9:46

Did you leave a face print on the glass like birds usually do?

By Ohshitdude | 21

#6120607 - Monday 17 November 2014 9:49

Were you at least drunk?

By LiveLifeAllDay | 11

#6120608 - Monday 17 November 2014 9:49

I'm usually nice about this but I would have loved to see this happen

By scottyboy417 | 19

#6120612 - Monday 17 November 2014 9:58

I walked into a stop sign once face first. I feel your pain.

By devildog562 | 33

#6120614 - Monday 17 November 2014 9:59

Windex , birds and humans worse enemy. Hope you're okay op.

badluckalex | 23

#6120624 - Monday 17 November 2014 10:16

spiders are #1

By PenguinBitch | 43

#6120620 - Monday 17 November 2014 10:12

*two crows laugh nearby*

By SarahSehhati | 40

#6120623 - Monday 17 November 2014 10:15

Let the sun shine through...Windex :)

By bombielol | 20

#6120638 - Monday 17 November 2014 10:34

ouch....

By Stryker_13 | 19

#6120644 - Monday 17 November 2014 10:45

You flew into a window and broke your nose? That's quite a talent you have there xP are you sure you aren't part bird?

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