Don't worry OP, I've had something similar happen to me. If you're a bird, I'm a bird.

Did you leave a face print on the glass like birds usually do?

Were you at least drunk?

I'm usually nice about this but I would have loved to see this happen

I walked into a stop sign once face first. I feel your pain.

Windex , birds and humans worse enemy. Hope you're okay op.

*two crows laugh nearby*

Let the sun shine through...Windex :)

ouch....

You flew into a window and broke your nose? That's quite a talent you have there xP are you sure you aren't part bird?