damn wrong place^

is my phone wrong or did sarapsosis defy the laws of time?

That's what *I'm* talkin about!

just walk in and get pissed!! bring a bag of glue

Yeah, crash the party like those taco bell shrimp douche bags.. (That's a reference to the fucking terrible taco bell shrimp commercial.)

...yea, who gets "invited" to a party anymore, professional occasions aside. As far as I know its pretty much "come to my party, tell some friends, BYOB."

yea what he said^

I don't know how that happened

Sarapsosis - I think it has something to do with the time/space continuum. At least that is what Doc Brown says. ;)

I guess I went ahead to warn myself that I would be posting on the wrong thread, too bad I didn't listen to myself

Such a win this could've been.

did u go 88mph

if they were txtn the party wasn't to good

maybe they were testing after the party

Maybe they were having their own party... party in their pants and they thought it would be fun to text you about it.... and don't lie... you loved it

maybe if she did suck she wouldn't be left behind.

maybe they were at the same party

maybe they were at the same party drinking from the same cup

One girl, one guy, one cup. Nasty.

You drink alone? The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

well the dogs are there too...

Unless the dogs can magically slam a Das Boot with you, I don't consider them very entertaining drinking buddies.

win

Reference to previous FML for the win.

hahaha lmao

Agreed

Why on earth would her boyfriend want to take her? She doesn't get drunk enough, she doesn't give it up. She drinks too much, she either throws up or he becomes a babysitter. You're right. Sounds like a perfect evening.

or... ...she needs to stop being a person they don't want to invite to parties because she's a party pooper and they'd rather leave her at home than have her be Debbie Downer at the party. ;)

That's a ridiculous generalisation. What if the bf is at a stag party and the bff is hanging out with friends from her old school? Every time I get invited to a party, I don't invite all of my other friends so they don't feel left out. Everyone has different circles of friends. OP should spend less time feeling sorry for herself.

@ImaginaryFoe - I think it's safe to assume that the parties are ones that the OP could have gone t but, was simply not invited. Now, if you are correct and they were parties that she would not normally been invited to (i.e. a bachelors party) and she is posting an FML about texting them while they are partying and she is at home - well then I have to agree with an earlier post that said "this is not an FML it's a Get A Life". We all have choices in life, large and small. This small choice was simple... ...go out with other friends, party her ass off and have her BF and best friend post an FML wishing they invited her to the parties they went to because she is a blast to be a around and they miss her. OK lemme step down off this soap box. ;)

My comment was aimed at #19. I don't think it matters why OP wasn't invited. I just thought it was a silly suggestion that OP should ditch two people because she wasn't invited to parties.

19 Why cause were at a party and neither decided to invite her? That's dumb OP should get over it. She should hope they have a fun night and hope they both get home safe and make the best of her night.