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OP never told us what kind of snake it was. It could be a venomous snake. Australia IS home to many deadly animals.

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Very true 17, and lots of dangerous spiders. Australia has some very scary wildlife. I once got chased by a cassowary, they are a very scary bird!

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29, don't forget about the drop bears. Those damn koalas, just waiting, all cute and fluffy, for their chance to jump out of the trees, right onto your head... Claws out and everything.

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Given OP's location it was probably an eastern brown. OP's lucky their dog is alive and they're not in agony in hospital. On the other hand, if it was dead 'cause OP's dog killed it they should probably stay away from the RSPCA and WIRES for a while. Oopst....

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43- I really enjoyed your comment for one reason: both the line you said and the one posted at the beginning of the thread are said either by Tom Hanks or in Tom Hanks movies. Whether or not this is intentional doesn't matter. Bravo

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17 and 29 - you have no idea ;) wildlife here is crazy as fuck. What other country has jumping marsupials that can drown a dog in a dam (seen the after effects of a kicking/slashing/drowning, ain't pretty) has mammals that lay eggs which hatch for the babies to crawl into a pouch, and has some of the deadliest snakes and spiders in the world? ;) OP I hear and feel your pain

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A wild ekans appeared. Go penis! Penis used jizz. Ekans' accuracy fell. Ekans used poison fang. Penis was detached! Penis fainted

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No, what i think he meant is that he mistook his dogs penis for a snake, realized it was HIS penis, then re-realized that his penis is not as large as a snake, so; it was a snake.

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I don't get this FML. OP kicked it away, so it's gone, and then gets all hyped up about it. Be proud and tell everyone you kicked a snakes ass- err...

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I hope that somehow somewhere, you're born in Australia and ignorant people like you ask, "Are u BrItIsH?!! Omg sooooo KEWL"

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Just to clear things up, I have the app on my phone & on my iPod. On my phone(android), it doesn't show any info. But on my iPod it does. So it just depends on your device.

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