Today, I jokingly told my mother to "go fall down a hole" during a mock argument we always have. Not even 10 minutes later, our basement stairs gave out. When I said that, I didn't want her to break both her arms or to actually fall into a gaping hole. FML
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melisssa87
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Be glad it’s not hundreds of years ago and you would be called a witch
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jkjorn
| 14
Good thing you didn't tell her to go to hell!
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melisssa87
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Be glad it’s not hundreds of years ago and you would be called a witch
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ciph3r
| 9
Who would down vote this? A witch probably....
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Eivana
| 36
Reminds me of when your rival mocked you for falling into a hole in Pokemon Crystal. "What are you doing, falling into a hole? Some genius you are. Serves you right!"
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Glowworm56
| 25
I remember an old comic story where a man's wife gained Satanic powers and unknowingly became a emissary of Satan after sleeping in a patch of mandrake. She also had a fiery temper, so now every time she cursed someone--it actually happened. You haven't recently slept in a patch of mandrake, have you?
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jkjorn
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Good thing you didn't tell her to go to hell!
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RichardPencil
| 27
Ok, you’ve got two wishes left. Try not to waste them, too.
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BurnInDemonFire
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Now that you've broken her arms, don't step on any cracks, or she'll disown you.