Be glad it’s not hundreds of years ago and you would be called a witch

Who would down vote this? A witch probably....

Reminds me of when your rival mocked you for falling into a hole in Pokemon Crystal. "What are you doing, falling into a hole? Some genius you are. Serves you right!"

I remember an old comic story where a man's wife gained Satanic powers and unknowingly became a emissary of Satan after sleeping in a patch of mandrake. She also had a fiery temper, so now every time she cursed someone--it actually happened. You haven't recently slept in a patch of mandrake, have you?

Good thing you didn't tell her to go to hell!

Ok, you’ve got two wishes left. Try not to waste them, too.

Now that you've broken her arms, don't step on any cracks, or she'll disown you.