By textraped - 16/03/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML
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So.... what ARE you wearing?

A sexual conversation with a guy friend?? Rather odd if you ask me.

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So.... what ARE you wearing?

What are you complaining about, OP? Foursomes are awesome!!!

Uhh...khakis

I laughed harder at "textraped" than at the FML itself. But still...yeah, ew.

Try being on the receiving end of it once. You'd quickly stop finding it funny

A sexual conversation with a guy friend?? Rather odd if you ask me.

That was funny because your name is "SlutMuffin"

Actually some people have good guy friends who they're so close to that they could talk to them about anything and it wouldn't be weird, I think every girl needs one :3

#3 nothing odd about it, guy friends are great like that, you can tell them anything and its all cool

Does it matter if he's just some stranger? If you enjoyed the conversation, in the big picture it doesn't matter...

Wow...did you really think he'd pretend to be a stranger? You deserved it.

seriously, what are you wearing? LOL

so it was a joke conversation in which you were telling the truth?

Yeah because guy friends NEVER want to get with their girl friends. Unless he's gay most of the time they are the ones in the wings with crushes on their girl friends. I have lots of girl friends that I'm just friends with but secretly would love to hook up with. Sorry #4 but "you can tell them anything and it's cool" because usually your guy friend doesn't have the nuts to tell you he likes you and/or has been in the friends abyss too long for you think of him in that manner. As someone else said... been there, do that, got the t-shirt. Also that's the problem with text messaging. Never know who you really have on the other end. Now a cyber sex call you would have been able to tell if it was him or not. Plus why wouldn't your friend stop service to the phone if it was stolen. Really don't understand all these stories of people having their phones stolen and yet having service still to the phone. Last time I had one taken from me at a ski resort it was de-activated by the end of the day.

woah, long comment...

You sir, need to relax a bit. And possibly getting laid too.

#3- I find it humorous that you said "A sexual conversation with a guy friend?? Rather odd if you ask me." and your name is "slutmuffin" :P