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By  HarryMcC  |  1

there's still a chance of a threesome :)

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By  HarryMcC  |  1

there's still a chance of a threesome :)

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  Epilepsy_fml  |  0

Or you could support your friend instead of trying to exploit her into a threesome. Or if all else fails just get a sex change and get with her.

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  Epilepsy_fml  |  0

Part 2 was a joke. But seriously I don't know how hard it is to come out but I can only guess when the us is so bigoted.

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  UnicornHooker  |  0

My girlfriend is a lesbian. That means she does not want to get with a guy. At all. Regardless of whatever gender the third person may be. Fetishizing a sexuality is disrespectful and stupid.

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  asoptavlo14  |  6

keevarou I though you were a guy...

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  Flutist  |  3

Sexuality is a fetish. To sexually desire someone you have to want them, which means visualizing them. Guys tend to be visual about sexuality and if it turns them on then you should respect their sexuality and desires the same way they should respect your lesbian girlfriend. Unless they make a comment at you, in real life (admit it FML is just a cesspool of bad jokes) or have a campaign to destroy your relationship, or touch you inappropriately, then there is nothing wrong with them discussing their "desire for a threesome." If you are a consenting adult and there are no llama or kids involved then why is it such a big deal for them to desire lesbians the same way you do?

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  MurphyS94  |  4

60- well I should hope your girlfriend is a lesbian. I imagine it would be awkward if she weren't, considering that you are, in fact, a girl yourself...

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  UnicornHooker  |  0

80, I have to disagree; I'd not say sexuality is a fetish. I don't love or desire based on their sexuality. I've been into gay guys, straight girls and everything in between. I don't see a sexuality when I decide I want to have sex with someone. However, you make a good point.

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  UnicornHooker  |  0

65, it's a Lady Gaga thing, I doubt you'd get it. In the Little Monster community, "hooker" is a good word.

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  UnicornHooker  |  0

118, 126, think about it. Disliking guys and and dicks doesn't mean lesbians don't enjoy penetrative sex. And besides, a lot of dildos aren't penis shaped. Also, you're both generalizing hideously. My girlfriend and I don't use dildos. In fact, most lesbians I know don't use dildos. Not all lesbians automatically use dildos.

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  cbaidchris  |  6

keevarou I seriously think you are the dumbest person ever. a dildo is a mould of a dick. it is intended to represent one so they are in every way similar. now she may not get her rocks off on the guy with the dick and prefer a girl with a strap on but that doesn't take away from the fact that one is a representative of the other.

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  UnicornHooker  |  0

Actually, 136, that's not the case. A lot of dildos aren't a "moulding" of a dick. Many favour a bullet shape. Some have crazy shapes. A dildo isn't always a direct representation of a dick. Sometimes they look like one, often they don't.

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  vicvic1997  |  0

But it still make guys wonder why dont lesbians just use guys for they're dicks?:/

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  Epilepsy_fml  |  0

VicVic, it's cuz they are born with a certain genetic makeup where they are not attracted to men. It isn't choice, it isn't going against religion, but it is just biology and it is perfectly natural.

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  Flutist  |  3

Dildo is a specific term used to describe an object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation or a stupid or ridiculous person. A bullet is not a dildo at all but a vibrator. On the other hand, there are dildos that are made from brightly colored material and do not look like a penis at all. Also, a fetish is your attraction to a person, yes. I merely wished to point out that a person's desire for someone is specific only to them and will not always be the same to another. One lesbian might like women with strap-ons, others might not. These are specifics. A sexual fetish is defined is the sexual arousal brought on by any object, situation or body part not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature. Being attracted to someone for their eyes or their personality, in this definition counts as a sexual fetish. You are attracted to people for reasons other than their loins.

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  J0gby  |  0

Those of you who are complaing about why leabians use dildos but don't like penis is because they are in it for the sexual pleasure. Physical attraction is different from pleasure. I doubt any of you would have sex with someone you are not attracted to...

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You probably could have done something about that if you grew a pair and asked her out a year ago. Not to sound like a jerk or anything. FYL OP

By  Pigpen181  |  3

Love her friend too! ; )

By  ifailplzinsultme  |  0

here's a way you can feel better. Just buy a video camera and find a place to hide it. Watch, sell, profit!

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First: Im joking. FML isn't a serious enviorment where someones jokes should be taken seriously. Why aren't you going up to the threesome coments and saying "I had a friend who had a threeway and died from a STD you sick bastard." Second: The 26 thumbs up disagree

By  Quagmire_ladies  |  9

Well I'll be damned....cocked blocked by a girl....ouch!!..hurry there might still be time to get in on that action...

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  nerdsgetmehot  |  22

Why do people assume that lesbians are into threesomes with guys? Probably pornography, but obviously that's nothing like real life. Unless they are bi, that's a no-go.

By  kathii01  |  19

You should have confessed your love to her a while back.... Maybe things would have ended up different for you :( sorry op

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  artc91  |  0

35 - It actually might. From my knowledge, a lot of gays are confused or uncertain about their sexual orientation for a period of time. Depending on opportunities and experiences, they'll discover whether they're actually gay or not. Another possibilty is that she might be bi-sexual. If OP confessed to her while she was still "discoverinh" herself, who knows what might have turned out?

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