By Anon - United Kingdom
Today, I invited my very animal phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML
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  Josher47  |  0

Or get a new boyfriend? What person (especially guy) is scared of animals, especially dogs and rabbits? Unless OP is also a guy, which would explain everything

  brfan1337  |  22

@21 I'm afraid of animals and have been for most of my life. I don't see why it's such a big deal. When I'm at somebody's house that has animals I ask politely if they can put them away or if we can go in a different room.


I hate people who do things like this. If they said they're afraid, then leave them the fuck alone! Especially when it's animals. Everyone says their animals are "well-behaved." I'm sure you're okay with that happening on a regular basis and don't think anything of it, but some one who is afraid sure as hell will.

  mjd02  |  15

What if they get married of move in together? OP will just have to give up their animals which is something they probably won't want to do.

By  greenltrn2003  |  0

thats a weird combination of animals to just let them both roam around the house pissing and humping on terrified English dudes...

the image I jus painted in my head is beyond odd

  1R1X0X0  |  10

If someone in your family had for example(!!) red hair and your bf was afraid of redheads, Would you tell your family member to hide as long as your bf is around?! I guess not. So stop talking shit about being insensitive.

  Maverick5762  |  0

"Respect his fears and not make him face them?"

WTF is this. Isn't this the opposite of what you are supposed to do? I mean, if you didn't want a pansy baby for a boyfriend...

  judge_Fred  |  0

This isn't a place for hate this is a place for help. Grow a common sense gland! Lets do this tiny exercise to help... I personally hate animals, so if I hear a girl say "I have pets", I'm out. I do not go on any further because I am not going to ask her to get rid of her beloved animals for me. Simple as that. "Build-a-Bear", grow up!

  fantasyflamz  |  0

I have to say I respect you for that. I am an animal lover but if you really are that afraid/hating of animals, it's better to cut it off from the start than to demand a person get rid of their pets. I'm glad you go in with open eyes.