By imabadperson - 06/03/2010 12:24 - United States

Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML
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I do things like that sometimes, but joking about an awkward subject to try and make things less awkward? Uh... YDI, imo.

hello, I'm a drug addict.


livluvlaff8 0

YDI for lying

yeah why did you do that? did you think It would be funny?

Agreed. That isn't even amusing or an ice breaker. Confessions of addictions usually leave a room pretty quiet. YDI and have fun telling your friend you were just making fun of a condition he suffers from for your own amusement. Idiot.

Dwight_A_R_Manag 0

I'm sure he does want to confide inside of you too...

op your a total faggot for posting this, get over it. its not like you really knew him. >.> and guys stop calling him a idiot for introducing himself as a sex addict. im preety sure you done the same when you were younger

I can't beleive there hasn't been a single comment saying something about Tiger Woods.

Dwight_A_R_Manag 0

herself... OP is a female

Prototype12 0

who says there a sex addict to break the ice?you are an idiot

ydi for being a sex addict

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

wow there's a lot of people offended by the OP, I guess they are all "porn addicts" too, and by porn addict I mean bitter fat teenage guys who watch porn all the time because they cant get laid

well now you have to help your friend out :) be a good friend, u sex addict.

you two are perfect for each other 1. he films you having sex with "complete strangers" and streams it over the 'net via tiered pricing 2. you get all the sex you can handle 3. profit

I didn't know Tiger Woods was on FML. @18 Happy?

lmfao, I didn't even think of that tiger woods shit

silentsniper441 0

isn't if 1. something 2. something 3. ? 4. profit

dorworters 9

hey dumbass, don't generalize guys as porn addicts lots of us respect women and hate being called so so fuck off

u_killed_kenny_ 0

yep that's what you get

why the hell would you do that?

I do things like that sometimes, but joking about an awkward subject to try and make things less awkward? Uh... YDI, imo.

what is it with america that sex is so awkward?? you can have guns at the age of 12 or so drive when you are 16 but sex is awkward?? (not meant to be mean or something like that)

hello, I'm a drug addict.

sourgirl101 28

I'm addicted to telling stupid jokes. Why did God make women with nipples?..... To make suckers out of men!

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MF12 0

^^^^ see? that's why you don't talk about addictions as ice-breakers

quikwit1212 0

Or they think it was funny, because they just made that joke, so stfu unless you've been through anything like that.

my brother is a drug addict and my dad was an alcoholic. it sucks but u cantlet retards on the internet get to u

my mom was addicted to painkillers and commited suicide by eating two bottles of a very strong prescription drug. doesn't seem very funny now, does it? RIP mom

alexicanaaa 7

He really could be a drug addict. His name is narcotic junkie. There's always a chance that he really could be and isn't trying to be funny.

Hello drug addict, I'm dad

YDI for thinking that telling people you've just met that you're a sex addict will break the ice. If anything, I'd think it make the situation more awkward.

smashleighfig 0

seriously, This^ YDI. And FYI being addicted to porn is actually possible from what ive heard. hopefully you were honest with the guy.

Madeleine_ForYou 0


Yeah, I agree with #6.

#8 I love your pic!!!!! uhhhhhhh...... I'm forgeting something..... Lost in a Tim Burton trance....... Oh, yeah!! OP, who were you meeting that would make you think that they would think a sex addict joke would be funny?

kidusgirma460 0

i watched the movie yesterday

softballer22 0

who says they are a sex addict to break the ice? ydi, for being an idiot. btw; get your friend some help.

purplemnm 9

-sets some coffee and bagels on a fold out table-

Dwight_A_R_Manag 0

You like a chick from my high school

purplemnm 9

maybe I am

PsychoMerk 0

oh... rofl xD I though you were like at one of those AA-type meetings :p

unknown_female 0

why in the world would you do that in the first place??? a first impression is a lasting impression and i bet the poor ole' man will be pretty embarrased when he finds out it was just a joke...

vansbabe66 0

everyone masturbates to these pixelated videos of strangers fucking themselves lol