Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML
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firegirl1993
| 21
Polly want an orange
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iAmScrubs
| 19
Be gentle when you break the news to it, but the parrot needs to go to rehab. It might be screaming now, but the next step is orange juice injections.
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firegirl1993
| 21
Polly want an orange
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derper71
| 3
Rofl, OP this is why u need a ferrari so u can jet to the store.
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yomommma
| 6
Polly wants your momma's sweet ass!
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
^ -_- nobody wants that
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Great, a yo momma joke fan. Like we need more of those.
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stupid_pirate
| 0
29- it's not a yo momma joke. it's from Scary Movie 2? I'm not sure which but it's from one of those.
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Laurenlou
| 24
But orange you glad she didn't say bananas? (;
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SuperDerp
| 8
1-epic ^.^
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
47- Yay pun :D
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rob1188
| 0
Everyone's thinking it... This is a true angry bird!
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slitherbomb
| 0
64, I wasn't thinking that.... I was thinking of boobs....
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xoconnie
| 8
the girl who was in the movie paully or paully wanna cracker, idk what its called i forget...went to my school :0 but sorry about the parrot maybe try a different fruit? lol goodluck man
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TheFakeFamilyGuy
| 9
68-Try to make sense next time.
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xoconnie
| 8
what didnt u understand my friend, maybe i can help u out.
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Futacy
| 29
*Squawk* Give me that orange, bitch! *Squawk*
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yoursucklives
| 36
i know that, my parrott likes crack a lot
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Futacy
| 29
Your parrot is fruity beyond belief FYL
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Futacy
| 29
Your parrot is fruity beyond belief FYL
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Blue87
| 4
Polly wants ur mama's sweet ass.
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thingfish
| 0
it's almost as bad as having a kid, haha
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rallets
| 22
dammit #47 beat me to it
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daxxbuttons
| 12
Ha. Scary Movie.
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iluvboobies
| 9
I know a good chinese recipe for orange-glased parr... I mean chicken.
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TheBitchOfChuckN
| 7
1. Introduce it to Snake Venom.
2. Put a pig in it's cage.
2. Put a pig in it's cage.
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njgohard
| 16
Now spike it with Red Bull.
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drawmesunshine
| 17
Enabler!
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lv8898
| 0
94...my Amazon Parrot LOVES chicken too! we sometimes give her a leg bone to chew on when she gets too hyper
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kenharb
| 4
if you give the bird an orange everytime it screeches, your teaching it to screech whenever it wants one.
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Radix
| 3
It's from scary movie
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dillynf39
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FIRST
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agoth
| 0
sucks for you but lol!
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Alphonsuuuu
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You have an awesome parrot.
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Jimster1712
| 0
introduce it to meth. problem solved.
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Dr_Jalepenos
| 0
The same parrot from RWJ?
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ChibiGirl5
| 0
OMG I love your pic lol Al is so cute
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starsfan_9
| 7
Could be worse. You could have introduced the parrot to human flesh...
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bubo_fml
| 10
I had a friend whose last name was Krueger, who had this parakeet named Freddie...(Freddie Krueger, get it?!) This sik fuk of a bird would eat chicken & squawk for more...That's just about cannibalism!!
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eminemchick
| 19
^cool story bro
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MrFancy
| 0
Better get that parrot some oranges. Polly doesn't want scurvy.
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white16sox
| 19
Reminds me of that dog that wouldn't stop barking unless the babysitter held up a blanket for it to hump.
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iAmScrubs
| 19
Be gentle when you break the news to it, but the parrot needs to go to rehab. It might be screaming now, but the next step is orange juice injections.
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Soloman212
| 28
Orange is a serious addiction, that needs to be treated!!
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sxe_beast
| 11
I sniff Orange zest.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Or just take it out behind the woodshed and cap it
:D bullet only costs 10 cents whereas a lifetime of oranges will drag you down from that new quilt you have been saving up for
That would be bad :(
:D bullet only costs 10 cents whereas a lifetime of oranges will drag you down from that new quilt you have been saving up for
That would be bad :(
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yamatelle
| 19
Mine likes to suck the juice up his asshole.
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mspoutylips
| 8
Wtf?
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sxe_beast
| 11
I like to suck your juice up my asshole.
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yamatelle
| 19
It's a FML reference about the brother sucking pool water up his asshole. Chill....
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yamatelle
| 19
Is that your new fetish? I think I love you....
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daysgoby902
| 6
ha my subs taste like oranges
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eminemchick
| 19
49 i can tell from your pictureD:
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iLOLatURpain69
| 7
111 is backk! And orange you glad he isnt addicted to bananas?
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HomeAl0ne
| 20
You're on a slippery slope now, orange is a gateway fruit to durian.
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AyeeArieel
| 5
Obey the bird !
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wishfulmidget
| 0
bwahaha
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SesameSpeed
| 7
That actually sounds quite awful. FYL op!
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ShyAnn29
| 14
I have a parrot too, and it does get pretty awful, they can be so damn loud!!
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xJudii
| 5
Buy more oranges .(:
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Spaghetti7
| 5
Enjoy your ears whilst they last
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TwoFootedMan
| 0
Shoot the bird!!!
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JenDanielle917
| 13
Bitch.
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SLC_grumpypants
| 5
I second that motion. Go buy a tiny noose and USE it.
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Blueglasscup
| 18
Well oranges sure seem healthier than crackers!