By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
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Maybe he has a good reason for saying that? After all you have been divorced twice...

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bertman21 5

He sounds like a sweet man

p3mguin 7

How can you deserve this?

Sound like a good time

rino1 2

Maybe his dad did it to help him, by saving him the cost of another divorce:)

Did anybody else think of Ross from Friends?

I thought of Ross from friends too haha

ZX6Rninja 0

What a cock blocker

This reminded me of that one Kevjumba video ;P

FYL. Your dad didn't need to say that :| I'm sorry, OP.

And the ironic thing is your picture is a cock

Not the actual definition of irony but ok.

Maybe he has a good reason for saying that? After all you have been divorced twice...

OP could have been widowed twice, you never know!

A100893 30

I would be concerned if that was the case, 35.

35) widowed and divorced are two very different things.

41- Yes, yes they are. The FML doesn't specify though.

Third time is the charm eh?

If the he really divorced 2 times already, then their is probably something wrong with that guy, I'm just saying

41- I am aware of that,but the fml doesn't specify. Op could have just had very bad luck and had both of their previous spouses die.

Aadavis94 25

Maybe it wasn't his fault both times. Maybe his previous wives both cheated on him.

Dads always know what to say! :/ sorry about that though

Except when they don't. |the kid|

Well maybe third time will be the harm.

charm*? ... or is there some pun i'm not seeing here.

It was a typo not a pun.

Keattles 14

So by harm you mean 3rd divorce? Or maybe worse! (yes I know it was a typo)

Tell her your pops just likes to mess with your wives, err, girlfriends, and to ignore his crazy ramblings.

I hope this wasn't the first time she had heard about your 2 previous marriages.

There is also the possibility op's father was lying and in fact that op had never been married before.

TarieBoo 2

then op would've said his dad lied about him being divorced twice and to get out while you can

Thats a dick move..

I hate when people talk about your previous women that died spontaneously while you were married to them... Ohh that's not what you said was it.. This is Akward

The_CL0GGER 0

You had a wife that died of "natural causes" too. Right?

One quite naturally dies when oxygen stops entering the brain. So ya I can say that too.