He sounds like a sweet man

How can you deserve this?

Sound like a good time

Maybe his dad did it to help him, by saving him the cost of another divorce:)

Did anybody else think of Ross from Friends?

I thought of Ross from friends too haha

This reminded me of that one Kevjumba video ;P

And the ironic thing is your picture is a cock

Not the actual definition of irony but ok.

OP could have been widowed twice, you never know!

I would be concerned if that was the case, 35.

35) widowed and divorced are two very different things.

41- Yes, yes they are. The FML doesn't specify though.

Third time is the charm eh?

If the he really divorced 2 times already, then their is probably something wrong with that guy, I'm just saying

41- I am aware of that,but the fml doesn't specify. Op could have just had very bad luck and had both of their previous spouses die.

Maybe it wasn't his fault both times. Maybe his previous wives both cheated on him.

Except when they don't. |the kid|

charm*? ... or is there some pun i'm not seeing here.

It was a typo not a pun.

So by harm you mean 3rd divorce? Or maybe worse! (yes I know it was a typo)

There is also the possibility op's father was lying and in fact that op had never been married before.

then op would've said his dad lied about him being divorced twice and to get out while you can

You had a wife that died of "natural causes" too. Right?

One quite naturally dies when oxygen stops entering the brain. So ya I can say that too.