FML : Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the...

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Norwegian - / Saturday 2 June 2012 16:55 / Norway

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By BitchPlease18 | 6

#4514164 - Sunday 3 June 2012 3:20

Maybe he has a good reason for saying that? After all you have been divorced twice...

By CoolAidIsMyName | 0

#4514148 - Sunday 3 June 2012 3:17

Did she?

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By CoolAidIsMyName | 0

#4514148 - Sunday 3 June 2012 3:17

Did she?

bertman21 | 5

#4514186 - Sunday 3 June 2012 3:22

He sounds like a sweet man

p3mguin | 7

#4515580 - Sunday 3 June 2012 6:45

How can you deserve this?

reason23x | 0

#4516915 - Sunday 3 June 2012 17:34

Sound like a good time

rino1 | 2

#4516982 - Sunday 3 June 2012 17:49

Maybe his dad did it to help him, by saving him the cost of another divorce:)

nado13579 | 12

#4518225 - Sunday 3 June 2012 23:07

Did anybody else think of Ross from Friends?

danielle389 | 0

#4521779 - Monday 4 June 2012 17:39

I thought of Ross from friends too haha

By ZX6Rninja | 0

#4514159 - Sunday 3 June 2012 3:19

What a cock blocker

KrayKrayGurl117 | 7

#4515730 - Sunday 3 June 2012 7:39

This reminded me of that one Kevjumba video ;P

By SandiRainbowFish | 20

#4514162 - Sunday 3 June 2012 3:20

FYL. Your dad didn't need to say that :| I'm sorry, OP.

Nbrandwine | 7

#4516357 - Sunday 3 June 2012 11:15

And the ironic thing is your picture is a cock

RadikulRam | 16

#4516626 - Sunday 3 June 2012 14:50

Not the actual definition of irony but ok.

By BitchPlease18 | 6

#4514164 - Sunday 3 June 2012 3:20

Maybe he has a good reason for saying that? After all you have been divorced twice...

littlegreycells | 6

#4514583 - Sunday 3 June 2012 4:50

OP could have been widowed twice, you never know!

A100893 | 30

#4514625 - Sunday 3 June 2012 5:01

I would be concerned if that was the case, 35.

auzz1_pride | 9

#4514830 - Sunday 3 June 2012 5:57

35) widowed and divorced are two very different things.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#4514859 - Sunday 3 June 2012 6:09

41- Yes, yes they are.
The FML doesn't specify though.

Zedd_fml | 8

#4517364 - Sunday 3 June 2012 19:28

Third time is the charm eh?

ProfessionalTrol_fml | 14

#4519835 - Monday 4 June 2012 7:44

If the he really divorced 2 times already, then their is probably something wrong with that guy, I'm just saying

littlegreycells | 6

#4524266 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 4:23

41- I am aware of that,but the fml doesn't specify. Op could have just had very bad luck and had both of their previous spouses die.

Aadavis94 | 25

#6303288 - Wednesday 27 May 2015 21:55

Maybe it wasn't his fault both times. Maybe his previous wives both cheated on him.

By GaleIsHawt | 5

#4514182 - Sunday 3 June 2012 3:21

Dads always know what to say! :/ sorry about that though

TheNewGuy03 | 26

#4516501 - Sunday 3 June 2012 12:40

Except when they don't.

|the kid|

By Stupend0us | 7

#4514194 - Sunday 3 June 2012 3:23

Well maybe third time will be the harm.

ganjaranja | 9

#4514220 - Sunday 3 June 2012 3:27

charm*? ... or is there some pun i'm not seeing here.

Stupend0us | 7

#4516163 - Sunday 3 June 2012 9:41

It was a typo not a pun.

Keattles | 14

#4516315 - Sunday 3 June 2012 10:50

So by harm you mean 3rd divorce? Or maybe worse! (yes I know it was a typo)

By ganjaranja | 9

#4514203 - Sunday 3 June 2012 3:24

Tell her your pops just likes to mess with your wives, err, girlfriends, and to ignore his crazy ramblings.

By JayDeLaGhetto | 7

#4514205 - Sunday 3 June 2012 3:25

I hope this wasn't the first time she had heard about your 2 previous marriages.

kitkatmeOw | 8

#4514438 - Sunday 3 June 2012 4:19

There is also the possibility op's father was lying and in fact that op had never been married before.

TarieBoo | 2

#4514462 - Sunday 3 June 2012 4:26

then op would've said his dad lied about him being divorced twice and to get out while you can

By mwebb8416 | 4

#4514210 - Sunday 3 June 2012 3:25

Thats a dick move..

By SB1010 | 0

#4514228 - Sunday 3 June 2012 3:29

I hate when people talk about your previous women that died spontaneously while you were married to them... Ohh that's not what you said was it.. This is Akward