Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
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BitchPlease18
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Maybe he has a good reason for saying that? After all you have been divorced twice...
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CoolAidIsMyName
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Did she?
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CoolAidIsMyName
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Did she?
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bertman21
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He sounds like a sweet man
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p3mguin
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How can you deserve this?
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reason23x
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Sound like a good time
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rino1
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Maybe his dad did it to help him, by saving him the cost of another divorce:)
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nado13579
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Did anybody else think of Ross from Friends?
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danielle389
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I thought of Ross from friends too haha
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ZX6Rninja
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What a cock blocker
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KrayKrayGurl117
| 7
This reminded me of that one Kevjumba video ;P
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SandiRainbowFish
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FYL. Your dad didn't need to say that :| I'm sorry, OP.
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Nbrandwine
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And the ironic thing is your picture is a cock
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RadikulRam
| 16
Not the actual definition of irony but ok.
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BitchPlease18
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Maybe he has a good reason for saying that? After all you have been divorced twice...
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littlegreycells
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OP could have been widowed twice, you never know!
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A100893
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I would be concerned if that was the case, 35.
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auzz1_pride
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35) widowed and divorced are two very different things.
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StoryOfTheYear
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41- Yes, yes they are.
The FML doesn't specify though.
The FML doesn't specify though.
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Zedd_fml
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Third time is the charm eh?
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ProfessionalTrol_fml
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If the he really divorced 2 times already, then their is probably something wrong with that guy, I'm just saying
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littlegreycells
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41- I am aware of that,but the fml doesn't specify. Op could have just had very bad luck and had both of their previous spouses die.
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Aadavis94
| 25
Maybe it wasn't his fault both times. Maybe his previous wives both cheated on him.
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GaleIsHawt
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Dads always know what to say! :/ sorry about that though
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
Except when they don't.
|the kid|
|the kid|
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Stupend0us
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Well maybe third time will be the harm.
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ganjaranja
| 10
charm*? ... or is there some pun i'm not seeing here.
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Stupend0us
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It was a typo not a pun.
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Keattles
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So by harm you mean 3rd divorce? Or maybe worse! (yes I know it was a typo)
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ganjaranja
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Tell her your pops just likes to mess with your wives, err, girlfriends, and to ignore his crazy ramblings.
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JayDeLaGhetto
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I hope this wasn't the first time she had heard about your 2 previous marriages.
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kitkatmeOw
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There is also the possibility op's father was lying and in fact that op had never been married before.
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TarieBoo
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then op would've said his dad lied about him being divorced twice and to get out while you can
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mwebb8416
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Thats a dick move..
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SB1010
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I hate when people talk about your previous women that died spontaneously while you were married to them... Ohh that's not what you said was it.. This is Akward
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The_CL0GGER
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You had a wife that died of "natural causes" too. Right?
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thgiL
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One quite naturally dies when oxygen stops entering the brain. So ya I can say that too.