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By soontobedumped - / Sunday 15 January 2012 19:26 / United States
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The good news is your dad cares about you and wants to protect you. The bad news is your boyfriend may now be scared shit less and may be considering the option to break up with you, and running away to another country so he won't be murdered by that psychotic killer that is you father . But if your boyfriend does stay by your side then you know he is a keeper. :)

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122-ever heard of punctuation? I got a little confused trying to read your comment. But I think I've figured it out.

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"only to hear the words 'sex-crazed f*ck' and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me." For your boyfriend's sake, let's hope neither of you like it rough.

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122's comment looks a little like this: DisosienendjdksoaoaosksjejkdxiifnsenOMGjdkkskwnedndjksDADjdxkisekendnCRUEL jdkdkskedbbdnxkzANIMALSjdjdixnsndndjkxisksnfnxnzkksksdkkxkdksppapwpqekrnfk kdosoalslskdSYKEATRICKajpspspwpqpeirjdmnfkspaoe. That was a little stupid. Here come the thumbs downs!

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Come on guys, be nice, you must really need some sykeatrick help if you're going to make fun of someone over a few punctuation errors .

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1 that is bullshit, fine he cares, but the poor boyfriend, how the fuck can their relationship progress with that kind of fear going on, any sexual stuff is between HER and the BOYFRIEND, not her fucking dad. Some parents need to learn to get a fucking life sometimes.

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I agree. As disturbing as it sounded that your father was willing to stick bamboo shoots under the guy's fingernails if he ever tried to hurt you, at least he was being protective. Could be worse... Could be a dad sitting outside cleaning a shotgun and then loading it as he steps into the house.

The good news is your dad cares about you and wants to protect you. The bad news is your boyfriend may now be scared shit less and may be considering the option to break up with you, and running away to another country so he won't be murdered by that psychotic killer that is you father . But if your boyfriend does stay by your side then you know he is a keeper. :)

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3, Or he likes to stick it to other peoples parents who think they can tell him what to do. Realistically, if all he cares about is getting in her pants he will stick around because he wouldn't give a crap about the father. Conversely, someone who may want to stick around for a relationship would obviously be constantly uncomfortable around such a twat of a father and may consider it too much of a risk staying around such a volatile person for such a long time.

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...and subsequently have revving chainsaws taken to your family treasures. REBELLION IS NOT AN OPTION. |the kid|

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Ooh bamboo?! Sounds like your dad has some CrAzY ideas! I suggest giving your boyfriend the ol' Vietnamese war prisoner treatment. Hell! Even McCain endulged in it so much that he can barely use his arms! It's a miracle he still has hairless palms and crystal clear vision...

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EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU ARE USING ALL CAPS. THAT SHIT IS FUCKING ANNOYING AND MAKES ME THINK THAT YOU ARE YELLING.

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How about those Broncos? haha but really that is too bad about your dad. But seriously, Tebow fans finally have to shut up

Boyfriend of two weeks seems a little early to me.. But your father is protective, in today's world.. Probably doesn't hurt.

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35, The word obvious exists for a reason. Like for example if I were to say "obvious sarcasm". Please stop attempting to change definitions of well established words.

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61- I'm glad you're bored, because that means you will GTFO. Really, the comment section is a better place without imbeciles like yourself.

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65- he has his good moments, just this wasn't one of them. So we should all stop being assholes. Or something. I don't fuuucking knooooooow

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71- Lose a little bit of your composure at the end? Made me chuckle though. This thread needed a comment like yours to settle things down..

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112- Without trolls, the comment section would simply be full of logical responses and it would lack petty internet fights. So no, it would then be incredibly boring.

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Why do you always write "thekid" after every comment you post? I'm sorry, but i don't think anybody cares what people call you...

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Actually it's not that uncommon. Makes it slightly more personal. On the forum I frequently visit we do the same. Michael

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OK, guys, if you must know, it's not because I absolutely insist on having my pen name popularized via FML. It's something I'd been putting below the other things I've written (poetry, etc.), and naturally, it made the transfer to FML. I'd actually taken it away for some time, but some clamored for me to bring it back. They'd even "corrected" my posts when it wasn't present. Fuckbuckets and cream, I'm a sympathetic sonofabitch. |the kid|

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Does it? Oh. You should tell my girlfriend then, because I don't wanna be the one to break that news.

Well, hopefully your boyfriend is a nice guy who will never have to see your father go through with his threats because he treats you well.

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