Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML
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cloudy01
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BWAAAH!!
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muhaidib
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Take pride in you farts!
Even if they aren't really yours...
Even if they aren't really yours...
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Screwie
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How did you manage to do that?
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TurnpikeTwister
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That's actually very good karma; who knows, someone might just might claim your fart when you need it most!
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The_Weirdo
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If you can claim to own it, you can also sell it. That's why they invented EBay OP, just put it in a ziplock and ship it off.
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ritbbehindu
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BWAHAHAHA* I believe you mean
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L3Paparazzo
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op doesnt give a fuck bout what people think lol
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DropDead77
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OP smelt it first
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FuniiBunii
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I love the way this FmL is worded!
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Blood_Rose_Intox
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I like the Harvey type portrait.
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PurpleRae420
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Haha
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LordGoober
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By claiming it you probably got some open seats beside you so looks like a win.
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ammmeor
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76- you smelt it you dealt it
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JacksonCampbell
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And not a single fuck was given that day.
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The_Weirdo
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85, this actually was from the play version of Harvey. :p
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stoopkid911
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i agree with 72 :). let ppl think wat they wanna think. its their ass in the long run.
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DynamicDave
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Unless OP claims ownership of that too!
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JodeMiVida
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Agreed haha :D
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kiss_1214
| 17
Just terrific lol thumbs up :)
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jane79
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that's your fault
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Trueeeee
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ur the uglyiest girl Everrrrrr if u are one
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phatdaddy62
| 23
114, you're an asshole. Jane, you are HOT!
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SoccerForTheWin
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You look scary
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Tyler12108
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you disgust me
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pctech3
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You sir, are an idiot for that.
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LolaD18
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wait,
the sandwhich Subway or
the train Subway?
oh no wait.
that's weird no matter where it is.
the sandwhich Subway or
the train Subway?
oh no wait.
that's weird no matter where it is.
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jmtmxer
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he said in THE subway so I think he's talkin about the train subway
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Genesis215
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Unless, of course, there's only one (sandwich) Subway in all of Singapore.
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jmtmxer
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I doubt it subway just passed McDonalds for the most fast food restaurants in the world
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RedPillSucks
| 31
or two hobos were fighting over a subway sandwich and he thought that claiming the fart on the subway would prove ownership of the sandwich.
What? It could happen!
What? It could happen!
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imacreeper
| 3
if it was the fast food restaurant it would have been a capitalized "S".
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Genesis215
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Just like the first letter in the beginning of your sentence.
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Jonkbaby
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55 lmao
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thebestof1984
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Ummm, why?
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lilmisslovely13
| 15
fail.
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mexicotoucher
| 7
Community service.
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NomOnShroomz
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Because he/she can and if you're not okay with it... umm... euhh... hmm... something bad is going to happen.
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instnt1nfction
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not if I claimed it first
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snickerz01
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nooo its MINE!
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ColorfulDonut
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sorry guys it's mine
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morgan320
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You know i payed to claim that fart, right?
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Skorne
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I'm Fartacus!!
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SkyHiLyfe_808
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That's nasty.
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Eggers
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your mom is nasty
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HubertPL
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go fuck your self eggers *banned once again*
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franniedottp
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how? it's not theirs...
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shoecrazy
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who does that? lol silly
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
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haha " silly " u don't hear that very often :)
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ColorfulDonut
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silly is such an awesome word
it makes me want smack someone over the head and say; "aww u silly Billy"
:)
it makes me want smack someone over the head and say; "aww u silly Billy"
:)
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bittersweet1
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op worded This perfectly. I was in the post office yesterday and a chick in front of me was very musty. every time we took a step forward i stepped into the smell x_x reminds me of it
the sandwhich Subway or
the train Subway?
oh no wait.
that's weird no matter where it is.