By helloworld92 - 31/1/2009 20:33 - United States
Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple smirnoff, I puked up the Chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML
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By  Slicky  |  0

At least aim for the floor! Dammit, it costs a lot of money to have a couch cleaned professionally.

You seriously owe him like oral sex on demand for a month or something.

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By  Slicky  |  0

At least aim for the floor! Dammit, it costs a lot of money to have a couch cleaned professionally.

You seriously owe him like oral sex on demand for a month or something.

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  Talis99  |  26

@sammieg: I think you mean "prostitution" and if you do, you don't understand how prostitution works. If you did mean protestation, that makes even less sense.

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  Jess_Love  |  0

yeah... ... cookies... or pretzels...

and for those of you calling her a lightweight (it might be true... and it might not...): chinese food usually has rice, right? rice expands when there is a liquid to soak up, right? rice soaks up alcohol, her stomach can't hold it all, she pukes... doesn't mean she's a lightweight.