FML : Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape...

Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 2 May 2011 17:43 / United States

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By xXshadowrollerXx | 6

#2447233 - Monday 2 May 2011 22:58

FYL. I don't see why your mom couldn't pick up the tape herself, if she saw you were carrying a large couch.

By ydi_4_suking | 20

#2447896 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:42

she always knocks you off the stairs? i dont think your mom does it on accident

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By Everday | 0

#2447226 - Monday 2 May 2011 22:57

don't worry, happens to and my MA ALL the time

iBanana | 17

#2447252 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:00

What..?

sterlingarcher | 1

#2447272 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:03

hahahajahahahah

ydi_4_suking | 20

#2447896 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:42

she always knocks you off the stairs? i dont think your mom does it on accident

Predental | 5

#2448506 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:52

at least op is working. my sister doesn't do shit

TookaWooka666 | 0

#2451824 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:26

Ouch that sucks, at least the couch didn't get dropped on you afterwards or something.

By xXshadowrollerXx | 6

#2447233 - Monday 2 May 2011 22:58

FYL. I don't see why your mom couldn't pick up the tape herself, if she saw you were carrying a large couch.

sarahBaby13 | 0

#2447270 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:03

she wasn't carrying the couch, she was guiding her dad down the stairs. he had the couch.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2447765 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:17

The mombis still a lazy bitch.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2447891 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:40

mom is*

By Hide_Yo_Kids | 0

#2447253 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:00

Lmao

Everday | 0

#2447262 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:01

hehe it confuses u

Hide_Yo_Kids | 0

#2447269 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:02

"don't worry happen to me and my ma all the time". don't be an idiot and question another person for some errors in their sentence, use your brain and you can figure it out :)

xXshadowrollerXx | 6

#2447287 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:06

It's a couch. I doubt the dad was carrying it by himself. I'm assuming the OP was holding the other end, though his dad was holding the majority of the weight. And, despite that, OP's mom was still in the wrong.

By krushr | 3

#2447261 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:01

Now you have a valid excuse to stop helping. You should be grateful.

Hide_Yo_Kids | 0

#2447282 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:04

*#4

By LolaD18 | 1

#2447277 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:03

Hey, let's be optimistic about this.
...
..At least you aren't Ginger?

xbriix | 0

#2447342 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:15

I like the way you think.

XxDarkDavid321xX | 1

#2447504 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:38

or canandian

wtfmylifedude | 8

#2447620 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:55

Hey... gingers have souls. :3

TheDrifter | 23

#2447648 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:00

C'mon, Ginger Canadian girls are one of nature's greatest inventions, soulless or not.

ILoveEmoes | 9

#2448497 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:51

Or let's be optimistic: OP was knocked backwards (I assume) down two flights of stairs and is still able to write an FML! Yaaaay life and full use of a body that could have been handicapable by now!

staceysgenesis16 | 0

#2449747 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:37

haha xD wow thats a win

ugliness | 6

#2453046 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:17

I'm a Ginger who wants to move to Canada :3

By jennifer93 | 0

#2447278 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:03

ouch. but hey looks like you survived!

By holagranola | 15

#2447279 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:04

lol, maybe your dad should get his hearing checked;)

_Itz_Meena_ | 0

#2451644 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:55

and her mom should stop being lazy.

By rhpsfan9 | 10

#2447312 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:10

least you have an excuse to sit down and watch them finish unpacking

By xbriix | 0

#2447351 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:17

You're so stupid, who the fuck would pick up tape while holding a couch. This must be fake, ydi, for being a liar.

By wiggs5 | 0

#2447355 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:18

don't be a baby. take it like a man.

MrsOstenson | 0

#2447428 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:28

She's not a man!!!

Fobbs | 2

#2449370 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:48

#19 Why don't you YOU go fall down two flights of steps and see how "manly" you are then.

staceysgenesis16 | 0

#2449784 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:42

let me push a sofa down the stairs with you standing in front .. and to mix it up , lets throw in a pool of alligators at the bottom of the stairs .. then we'll see how manly you are afterwards.