Today, I held the door open for an old man in a motorized wheelchair. He missed the door, hit my foot, and called me an asshole for getting in his way. FML I agree, your life sucks 47054 I agree, your life sucks 47054 You deserved it 4401 You deserved it 4401 6 2 17 8 By Anonymous / Tuesday 6 July 2010 06:11 / United States
Today, my dormant eczema decided to come back with a vengeance - on my scrotum. I work in an open office and can't scratch unless I repeatedly run into... I agree, your life sucks 23681 I agree, your life sucks 23681 You deserved it 1756 You deserved it 1756 101
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having... I agree, your life sucks 37551 I agree, your life sucks 37551 You deserved it 7626 You deserved it 7626 116
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 31324 I agree, your life sucks 31324 You deserved it 2923 You deserved it 2923 133
Today, my mentally disabled brother chose to come out to our entire southern family while he was giving a eulogy at our grandfather's funeral. FML I agree, your life sucks 809 I agree, your life sucks 809 You deserved it 82 You deserved it 82 15
Today my daughter told me her tummy hurt but I assumed she was lying because she hates visiting her grandma. About 20 minutes into the car ride she gets... I agree, your life sucks 1 I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 6 You deserved it 6 1
Bosnia and Herzegovina Today, I had to go to the hospital because I broke my leg in a sex accident. The doctor is my boyfriend's mom. I had to explain everything to her. FML
Australia Today, my fiancée and I saw my parents at a store. This would've been a nice surprise if it wasn't a sex shop. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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