By dontbadouche - 01/02/2010 13:45 - Senegal

Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and hurried down the stairs. I then tripped on the stairs, fell down them and smacked my head on the bat. The sound of footsteps I heard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
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THE CAT BURGLAR STRIKES AGAIN.

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McCannCanTriple 0
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At least you didn't call the cops.

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igetinyourpants 0
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what a dumb ass nigger is OP

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BeautifulDawn 0
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Ever heard of grammar?

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mfmylifesrsly 29
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wow your cat must be fat if his movement sounds like human footsteps. my cats' do :D

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MrPresidentBoss1 0
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Hey look I tagged onto the first comment so everyone can read what I said.

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hennessey 0
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Hey, wow! Did you want a cookie?

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Shystai 0
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YDI for having a cat. Why not a rabbit? Dog?Rat? Kangaroo? Ostrich? Giraffe? Antelope?Cow? Chicken? Duck? Frog? Zebra? Last but not least, a platypus?

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fmyinternet 13
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What about a elephant? Cow? Goldfish? Red fish? Blue fish? One fish? Or maybe even two fish?

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infernofalcon 0
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your avatar adaquately describes you.

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Quidikic 9
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SECOND my fail was equal to his

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m0tl3ycru3 0
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2-nobody gives a fuck

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Voltage_fml 0
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I would piss myself.

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McCannCanTriple 0
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At least you didn't call the cops.

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Averizzle 0
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Your cat wanted crack and was about to mug you when you came down. What do you do? You gain wrist control and pull out your gun.

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cowgod 0
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Hahahahahaha! best comment

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jonnyapples 7
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I love that video

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himynameis27 0
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that's what you get for owning a cat. most disgusting and pathetic animal ever.

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Cthulu 0
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GTF OFF THE INTERNET

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bluesclues72 0
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yes I agree. cats should be wiped off the face of the earth

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MF12 0
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you know that's what caused the black plague? the people thougt cats were evil and witchy and stuff so they killed a lot. there was no natural predator for the rats anymore, so they multiplied and started getting infected.... and then 1/3 of the population was wiped out. yay!

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