Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking...

By dontbadouche - 1/2/2010 13:45 - Senegal

Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and hurried down the stairs. I then tripped on the stairs, fell down them and smacked my head on the bat. The sound of footsteps I heard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML

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By FernandoTorres_fml | 0

#816291 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:06

THE CAT BURGLAR STRIKES AGAIN.

By McCannCanTriple | 0

#816284 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:04

At least you didn't call the cops.

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By JERKKMONKEY | 0

#816260 - Monday 1 February 2010 19:59

rofl wow

igetinyourpants | 0

#816346 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:18

first

igetinyourpants | 0

#816374 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:25

what a dumb ass nigger is OP

BeautifulDawn | 0

#816431 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:42

Ever heard of grammar?

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#816432 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:42

wow your cat must be fat if his movement sounds like human footsteps. my cats' do :D

MrPresidentBoss1 | 0

#816497 - Monday 1 February 2010 21:05

Hey look I tagged onto the first comment so everyone can read what I said.

Americon187 | 0

#816512 - Monday 1 February 2010 21:14

dip shit

Gumblebum100 | 0

#816564 - Monday 1 February 2010 21:43

yea ... wow

hennessey | 0

#816616 - Monday 1 February 2010 22:06

Hey, wow! Did you want a cookie?

Shystai | 0

#817768 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:13

YDI for having a cat. Why not a rabbit? Dog?Rat? Kangaroo? Ostrich? Giraffe? Antelope?Cow? Chicken? Duck? Frog? Zebra? Last but not least, a platypus?

nigranathan | 0

#821135 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 8:17

lol

salvadordali22 | 1

#847146 - Friday 12 February 2010 5:08

rofl!

pingpongpickle | 8

#1024154 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 19:42

hahah. zebra.

fmyinternet | 13

#6682324 - Friday 2 September 2016 6:01

What about a elephant? Cow? Goldfish? Red fish? Blue fish? One fish? Or maybe even two fish?

By palasarop | 0

#816261 - Monday 1 February 2010 19:59

1st!!

infernofalcon | 0

#816267 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:01

your avatar adaquately describes you.

JERKKMONKEY | 0

#816271 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:01

fail.

lolpwntdumass | 0

#816801 - Monday 1 February 2010 23:40

lmao

Quidikic | 9

#1396110 - Monday 13 September 2010 3:56

SECOND

my fail was equal to his

m0tl3ycru3 | 0

#3533375 - Thursday 3 November 2011 0:19

2-nobody gives a fuck

By infernofalcon | 0

#816262 - Monday 1 February 2010 19:59

smooth.

By icanspellgud | 0

#816273 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:02

ninth

airforce987 | 20

#816278 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:04

fail

icanspellgud | 0

#816298 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:09

win

By Voltage_fml | 0

#816281 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:04

I would piss myself.

By McCannCanTriple | 0

#816284 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:04

At least you didn't call the cops.

By FernandoTorres_fml | 0

#816291 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:06

THE CAT BURGLAR STRIKES AGAIN.

UnearthlyEnemy | 9

#816355 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:21

funny

joshhh11 | 0

#816695 - Monday 1 February 2010 22:52

lame

8trickster8 | 0

#817311 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:28

mediocre

BoostaRoosta | 0

#817524 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:56

amateur

ShadowzI | 0

#818105 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 8:00

shup da whoop

By Averizzle | 0

#816305 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:10

Your cat wanted crack and was about to mug you when you came down. What do you do? You gain wrist control and pull out your gun.

cowgod | 0

#816320 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:13

Hahahahahaha! best comment

jonnyapples | 7

#1402335 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 5:56

I love that video

By himynameis27 | 0

#816307 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:11

that's what you get for owning a cat. most disgusting and pathetic animal ever.

Cthulu | 0

#816461 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:53

GTF OFF THE INTERNET

bluesclues72 | 0

#817283 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:15

yes I agree. cats should be wiped off the face of the earth

MF12 | 0

#817602 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:20

jerks

MF12 | 0

#817613 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:22

you know that's what caused the black plague? the people thougt cats were evil and witchy and stuff so they killed a lot. there was no natural predator for the rats anymore, so they multiplied and started getting infected.... and then 1/3 of the population was wiped out. yay!

By tehantone | 0

#816318 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:12

pretty clumsy move..

inangel | 0

#816706 - Monday 1 February 2010 22:58

lol